annoying woman that thinks so highly of herself people significantly less educated must be up to date with everything she knows or else they are automatically not qualified for anything they participate in.
"Stop being a total Centorame!"
"I would never act so vile!"
A disorder that causes your brain and forehead to swell up which as a result makes you big-brained. This boosts your IQ and increases your mental ability.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.