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centamedapeda 

1. A ridiculously small penis.

2. A name for some one with a ridiculously small penis.
1. wow nick how can you please me with that centamedapeda.

2. haha instead of little nick, lets call him little shlick! No i have a better idea, lets call him centamedapeda!
centamedapeda by Froboyfresh July 18, 2009

centerment 

People who spell centre wrong might also spell centrement incorrectly.
"Now's our chance to fuck up the Englisg language some more."
"Centerment isn't a real word anyway moron."
"Oh yeah!"

centrometropia 

A disorder that causes your brain and forehead to swell up which as a result makes you big-brained. This boosts your IQ and increases your mental ability.
Anne scores 100 on every test. She is definitely a patient of centrometropia.
centrometropia by Adion3000 March 28, 2022

Contramercial 

When an event or decision appears controversial, but is in fact done purely for commercial gain.
"A pair of twins won the Miss America contest this year."
"Contramercial."
Contramercial by Bec Whish March 12, 2008

censorae 

usually is a beautiful girl who is smart but mostly a goofball. all the boys will fall for her.
Person 1: "That girl is so pretty. What's her name?"
Person 2: "Censorae. She's litty."

centurate 

A fucking goat kid is so talented and proving the odds against African Americans highly
Centurate is just that guy.
centurate by ClapGangFan April 13, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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