centerment

People who spell centre wrong might also spell centrement incorrectly.

"Now's our chance to fuck up the Englisg language some more."
"Centerment isn't a real word anyway moron."
"Oh yeah!"

by The weird and wonderful Egyptian King August 29, 2006

centimental

A person who gets sentimental over their coin collection.

I was a centimental when I collected state quarters. I really loved them.

by Ereck Flowers July 1, 2016

Centerpenis

A centerpenis is a dildo center piece for a formal table.

Wow Meg, I’m having so much fun at your sex party but you have to tell me, where did you find that centerpenis??

by Dis0wned May 13, 2018

cunterment

Defined by Charlie Brooker as: "The cunty argument of a cunt. As in...

I understand the basic thrust of your cunterment, but..."

by alex-u June 2, 2011

centrement

A portmanteau of the centre and alignment.
When someone puts all their text or objects in a central position on their website. Also US:centerment

What's with the dodgy centrement. I can't see the porn properly.

by The weird and wonderful Egyptian King August 29, 2006

Cunterment

The cunty argument of a cunt

I understand the basic thrust of your cunterment but...

by C brooker May 9, 2011

Cuntervention

A Cuntervention is an intervention held for someone who is a cunt. Everyone knows this person is a cunt and they want to tell this person because he or she doesn't realize. It can involve banners and letters for said person to open and read. they should all say something like "You are a cunt" It differs from a normal intervention because it offers no friendly advice or support on how to overcome the problem, it just informs this person of how much of a cunt they are.

Awesome girl: Hey you know that swaggy prick?
Awesome dude: Yeah.
Awesome girl: he is a cunt
Awesome dude: yeah
Awesome girl: we should tell him
Awesome dude: lets have a Cuntervention

by uberjai February 3, 2014