2 definitions by The weird and wonderful Egyptian King

People who spell centre wrong might also spell centrement incorrectly.
"Now's our chance to fuck up the Englisg language some more."
"Centerment isn't a real word anyway moron."
"Oh yeah!"
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A portmanteau of the centre and alignment.
When someone puts all their text or objects in a central position on their website. Also US:centerment
What's with the dodgy centrement. I can't see the porn properly.
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