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a censored, inconvenient truth 

have to throw these underwear away. They have a censored, inconvenient truth in them

censored 11 

11 infamously racist cartoons made by Warner Bros. in the 30's and 40's, most of which haven't been aired on TV since 1968.
"Hey, my friend just showed my a bootleg dvd of those censored 11 cartoons. Man, I can't believe those were ever allowed on TV."
censored 11 by DiggaDan October 23, 2007

Censored Hentai 

Stop making me nut to pixels
Well its that time of day again, time to nut to that censored hentai shit again

a censored, inconvenient truth 

Dear editor, this entry does not violate any of the rules on the editor homepage. a censored, inconvenient truth is the last few drops of semen remaining in the urethra of the erect male penis that oozes out when the penis "derects" to travel size.
My dick stinks because of a censored, inconvenient truth that fermented in my boxers.

censored 

what Urban Dictionary isn't
just look at any random definition and count the bad words you find that aren't censored like they sometimes are on tv and radio (that you can always figure out anyways)
censored by another_ashley21 November 3, 2009

Censored 

When all tech companies media outlets, entertainment websites will allow any derogatory remarks against conservatives but ban or refuse to publish anything negative against libtards
Would you look at that, they censored and refused to publish the definition about liberals but did you see all the new hate ones against conservatives?
Censored by Old Wise E January 9, 2021
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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