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De-Loused in the Comatorium 

The first (and arguably best) album by the god-like talented Mars Volta. Contains the story of Cerpin Taxt which is in part based on the life and death of Julio Venegas, an El Paso Texas based artist and friend of Cedric Bixler Zavala.
De-loused in the Comatorium is possibly the best rock album constructed by human hands.
De-Loused in the Comatorium by RoxJ September 29, 2008

between a crematorium and a dildo shop 

To find yourself in a situation where you have been undone by your own actions.
"where is Rudy?"

"He's between a crematorium and a dildo shop"

Cumatorium 

A woman's snatch, pussy, vajayjay when filled by the cum of multiple male partners, one after the other, in an orgy.
Gary let all his buddies bang the shit out of his girlfriend Mindy. They turned her pussy into a cumatorium before the night was over. She hobbled around sore for a week but loved every minute of it.
Cumatorium by Eaton Holgoode June 22, 2009

between the dildo store and the crematorium 

1. Complete, total and utterly humiliating failure.

2. To be at rock bottom, in the most embarrassing and potentially absurd way possible. Your life has never been worse.
Man, did you see how sad Rudy's speech was last night? He's really between the dildo store and the crematorium now.

between the crematorium and the dildo shop 

synonymous with "the middle of bumfuck nowhere," except this time, you're so hopelessly pathetic that nobody even WANTS to find your ass.
"So where the FUCK are we again?"
"IDK, somewhere between the crematorium and the dildo shop..."

cafetorium 

A cafeteria that has the capability of the tables folding up into the walls or just being a multi-purpose room.
"Let's go to the cafetorium for dinner and get some ass-fries."
cafetorium by danno November 22, 2004