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cafetorium 

bastard cousin of the gymnatorium, the cafetorium is also a craptastic preformance space, often having 'that-food-service-smell'. Preshow activities include folding up and rolling the lunch tables into the corner...
Hey lets go see a show in the cafetorium, we can be entertained and eat square pizza at the same time.

Cafetorium 

A Cafeteria and Auditorium made out, then had sex. They then gave birth to cafeteria that has a stage; A cafetorium.
WOW! we can watch a play and get some food all in one place! let's go to the Cafetorium
Cafetorium by Scottasauris February 27, 2011

cafetorigym 

A cafeteria that triples as a auditorium and gym. cafetorigyms are found in kindergartens and elementary schools all over America, but are generally found in smaller or older schools that were built with rooms that have conflicting purposes.
johnny: remember back in elementary school when they had those cafetoriums.
jake: haha lolz yeah, but at my school the cafetorium also served as a gym. i've got it: let's call it a cafetorigym! haha yes, that's it, i'm sooo awesome and creative!
johnny: i'm having a brain boner as we speak
jake: how are the fries today, in the cafetorigym?
cafetorigym by Murph Daddy April 22, 2011

crapetorium 

Where craps go to die
I have to drop something off at the crapetorium
crapetorium by steve austin July 23, 2004

cemetorium 

this is where you find a cemetery and a crematorium are found ether right next to each other or on the same property.
the cemetorium can be used for pets and humans
cemetorium by pvtjackson98 October 21, 2012
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