danno's definitions

Jackie chan your nuts

To bash someone in the nuts for touching you with their cold hands

*someone touches you with their cold hands*
“Im gonna jackie chan your nuts”

by Danno July 14, 2018

silver tuna

An object that is better than all of the other ones in it's category.

In Home Alone as Harry was driving along showing Marv the neighborhood he had checked out for houses to rob, they pulled out to the McCallister residence Harry: pointing to the McCallister house That's the one, Marv, that's the silver tuna.
Marv: Oh, it's very gee.
Harry: Very gee, huh? It's loaded. It's got lot's of top-flight goods. Stereos, VCRs...
Marv: Toys?
Harry: Probably looking at some very fine jewelry. Possible cash hoard. Odd marketable securities... Who knows. It's a gem. Hand me a crow bar. Crow bars up.

by Danno April 8, 2008

Drinking

Fun shit! To consume alcohol.

Yo Haley wanna do some drinking tonite?

by Danno May 13, 2005

POV on the whole sitch

A shortened and very lame way of saying, "Point of view on the whole situation." It is lifted from the movie Slackers, when Cool Ethan (Jason Schwartzman) is talking to the female lead and being generally annoying, as he is the entire movie.

I just wanted a girls POV on the whole sitch...

by Danno April 6, 2005

Slackers

A ridiculously funny movie about cheating in college.

Have you seen slackers?
No.
Are you stupid?
Yes.

by Danno April 6, 2005

Ape Nuts

What my room-mate eats when I white-out the "G" on his box of Grape Nuts

Dude Brian, you know you got Ape Nuts in your mouth?

by Danno April 6, 2005

there's feces in my anus

An alternative to saying "I gotta take a shit"

There's feces in my anus!

by Danno April 6, 2005