The offspring of celebrities, not initially famous in their own right, who usually use their status or parents to get publicity, further their careers and party too much in public. Often celebuspawn believe they are above the law and can do whatever they want.
Celebuspawn include: Rumer Willis (daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore), Kim Stewart (daughter of Rod Stewart), Kelly and Jack Osbourne (Ozzy's kids) and Nicole Richie (daughter of Lionel Richie).
"Everyday people just don't turn me on." - Bob "Then who turns you on?" - John
"Katy Perry. Miley Cyrus. Harry Styles. Etc" - Bob "Harry Styles? So you're bi?" - John
"Not really... I wouldn't hook up with a regular guy, but if it were Brad Pitt I would. I'm just... celebusexual. " - Bob
A special type of celebration that occurs after you have taken a gigantic shit. The method of action is, as soon as the disaster falls, you jump in the air as high as possible with a clinched fist while shouting "YEEEEAAAHHHH!!!".
The bathroom floor was painted brown and dripping due to John's most recent celebshit-tion.
Never celebshitate if you have diarrhea. Amanda figured this out the hard way.
John: "Did you hear about that chickRachel Uchitel? Not only did she bang Tiger Woods, but now it's been confirmed that she had sex with David Boreanaz too.
Kevin: "God dang that bitch is such a celebuwhore!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!