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celebuspawn

The offspring of celebrities, not initially famous in their own right, who usually use their status or parents to get publicity, further their careers and party too much in public. Often celebuspawn believe they are above the law and can do whatever they want.
Celebuspawn include: Rumer Willis (daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore), Kim Stewart (daughter of Rod Stewart), Kelly and Jack Osbourne (Ozzy's kids) and Nicole Richie (daughter of Lionel Richie).
celebuspawn by T. Bag June 22, 2007

celebuskank 

A mostly derogatory term juxtapositing the celebutante and the skank to create a term used to describe a socialite "famous for being a skank".
The apotheosis of celebuskank is the eldest child of Richard and Kathy Hilton, Paris.
celebuskank by demiourgos September 11, 2008

celebashed 

When two celebrities fist-fight, usually resulting in one getting their ass kicked.
"Woah did you hear how Will.I.Am celebashed Perez Hilton?"
celebashed by Joshua Meadows June 22, 2009

celebusexual 

Only sexually attracted to celebrities, regardless of gender.
"Everyday people just don't turn me on." - Bob
"Then who turns you on?" - John
"Katy Perry. Miley Cyrus. Harry Styles. Etc" - Bob
"Harry Styles? So you're bi?" - John
"Not really... I wouldn't hook up with a regular guy, but if it were Brad Pitt I would. I'm just... celebusexual. " - Bob
celebusexual by fatfreewater December 8, 2013

Celebshitate 

A special type of celebration that occurs after you have taken a gigantic shit. The method of action is, as soon as the disaster falls, you jump in the air as high as possible with a clinched fist while shouting "YEEEEAAAHHHH!!!".
The bathroom floor was painted brown and dripping due to John's most recent celebshit-tion.

Never celebshitate if you have diarrhea. Amanda figured this out the hard way.
Celebshitate by numandina March 10, 2009

celebuwhore 

A female without any sort of status who only enjoys banging famous celebrities.
John: "Did you hear about that chick Rachel Uchitel? Not only did she bang Tiger Woods, but now it's been confirmed that she had sex with David Boreanaz too.

Kevin: "God dang that bitch is such a celebuwhore!"
celebuwhore by K Roq May 7, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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