celebush

The bush of a celebrity

Did you see Vanessa Hudgen's celebush? It was crazy!

by StephenRoss June 24, 2008

celebuspawn

The offspring of celebrities, not initially famous in their own right, who usually use their status or parents to get publicity, further their careers and party too much in public. Often celebuspawn believe they are above the law and can do whatever they want.

Celebuspawn include: Rumer Willis (daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore), Kim Stewart (daughter of Rod Stewart), Kelly and Jack Osbourne (Ozzy's kids) and Nicole Richie (daughter of Lionel Richie).

by T. Bag June 22, 2007

celebuskank

A mostly derogatory term juxtapositing the celebutante and the skank to create a term used to describe a socialite "famous for being a skank".

The apotheosis of celebuskank is the eldest child of Richard and Kathy Hilton, Paris.

by demiourgos September 11, 2008

celebashed

When two celebrities fist-fight, usually resulting in one getting their ass kicked.

"Woah did you hear how Will.I.Am celebashed Perez Hilton?"

by Joshua Meadows June 22, 2009

celebusexual

Only sexually attracted to celebrities, regardless of gender.

"Everyday people just don't turn me on." - Bob
"Then who turns you on?" - John
"Katy Perry. Miley Cyrus. Harry Styles. Etc" - Bob
"Harry Styles? So you're bi?" - John
"Not really... I wouldn't hook up with a regular guy, but if it were Brad Pitt I would. I'm just... celebusexual. " - Bob

by fatfreewater December 8, 2013

Celebshitate

A special type of celebration that occurs after you have taken a gigantic shit. The method of action is, as soon as the disaster falls, you jump in the air as high as possible with a clinched fist while shouting "YEEEEAAAHHHH!!!".

The bathroom floor was painted brown and dripping due to John's most recent celebshit-tion.

Never celebshitate if you have diarrhea. Amanda figured this out the hard way.

by numandina March 10, 2009

celebuwhore

A female without any sort of status who only enjoys banging famous celebrities.

John: "Did you hear about that chick Rachel Uchitel? Not only did she bang Tiger Woods, but now it's been confirmed that she had sex with David Boreanaz too.

Kevin: "God dang that bitch is such a celebuwhore!"

by K Roq May 7, 2010