celebusexual

Only sexually attracted to celebrities, regardless of gender.

"Everyday people just don't turn me on." - Bob
"Then who turns you on?" - John
"Katy Perry. Miley Cyrus. Harry Styles. Etc" - Bob
"Harry Styles? So you're bi?" - John
"Not really... I wouldn't hook up with a regular guy, but if it were Brad Pitt I would. I'm just... celebusexual. " - Bob

by fatfreewater December 8, 2013