celebusnit

when a celebrity gets into a snit, often over remarks made by another celebrity

I'm not sure whether it happened to Donald Trump or Rosie O'Donnell first, but eventually both of them got into a celebusnit about his handling of the Miss USA scandal and her remarks about it.

by KathMac December 9, 2008

celebstitute

The term used to describe a marginal "celebrity" whose actions make them a regular tabloid/paparazzi target, thus diverting unwanted attention away from legitimate celebrities and allowing them to lead relatively normal lives.

Celebrities living in hot-spots such as Hollywood must be thrilled by the low-hanging-fruit phenomenon of "celebstitution", which keeps the paparazzi chasing reality "stars" while they run errands and drive their kids to school in peace. (Perhaps they should even start a celebstitute fund to ensure that this seemingly bottomless supply of willing distractions is kept spray-tanned and Ed-Hardied to their hearts' content.)

by daisydoesit July 24, 2010

celebstitution

The term used to describe the creation of an increasingly marginal yet conveniently accessible level of "celebrity"—characterized by those whose actions make them a regular tabloid/paparazzi target, thus diverting unwanted attention away from legitimate celebrities and allowing them to lead relatively normal lives.

Celebrities living in hot-spots such as Hollywood must be thrilled by the low-hanging-fruit phenomenon of celebstitution, which keeps the paparazzi chasing reality "stars" while they run errands and drive their kids to school in peace. (Perhaps they should even consider starting a celebstitute fund to ensure that this seemingly bottomless supply of willing distractions is kept spray-tanned and Ed-Hardied to their hearts' content.)

by daisydoesit July 25, 2010

celebulite

cellulite on celebrities

I love when Star Magazine does it's annual "Celebs with Cellulite" Issue...I think they should call it the "Celebulite Issue"

by Meadow Soprano September 14, 2006

Celebshitate

A special type of celebration that occurs after you have taken a gigantic shit. The method of action is, as soon as the disaster falls, you jump in the air as high as possible with a clinched fist while shouting "YEEEEAAAHHHH!!!".

The bathroom floor was painted brown and dripping due to John's most recent celebshit-tion.

Never celebshitate if you have diarrhea. Amanda figured this out the hard way.

by numandina March 10, 2009

celebshitty

Someone who is famous but is rubbish or you have a low opinion of them or how they became famous

that dude is such a celebshitty, how did they get famous anyway?

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

celebstitution

In the game of beer pong, when a player leaves a game for more than one shot and another player comes in for their shots it is a celebstitution.

Josh and Drew are playing their friends at beer pong, Drew takes a leave of absence and Sully takes his celebrity shot and he keeps playing for Drew. This is known as a celebstitution.

by JermIndian007 December 31, 2009