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chavganistan 

Rather like chavistan or chavdad but with just the right number of syllables.

A place occupied by the scallyban
I'm not going to that fast-food outlet because it's chavganistan in there. There really is a scallyban regime going on in there.

Chavanese 

Talk to a chav, and you will hear chavanese.
Chavanese by Arse Bandit June 11, 2006

chavabis 

Horrible brown cannabis like substance that chavs like to smoke but prefer to sell (cos its cool to sell drugs). Scientifically proven to be the sweepings from the floor of a factory that produces proper resin.
Filthy cheap, filthy excuse for narcotics. We have all been there.....
chavabis by Matt January 24, 2005

chavinist 

A Burberry-sporting chauvinist.
Keanu: Here y'are, are Kylie, get yer lardy arse in t'kitchen and mek us some moor deep fried oven chips!
Kylie: Keanu, you are such a chavinist pig.
chavinist by Roy Rover May 14, 2005

chauvanistic 

Guys that only talk about a girls boobs, and butt. That's the only way they can fit in. They don't care if they're doing it around a girl either. Talk about how often they jack off all the time, and could care less if a girl was around. Talk about girls as if they were a piece of meat, and that's all they want a girl for is to screw.
Some of the guys in my class are such chauvanistic pigs! They also need to know if they jack off too much, they won't be able to have kids when they're older, and they're balls will be the size of a pea!
chauvanistic by Sonya September 7, 2003

Chakanism 

(Chakhanism, Chakonism) Ancient movement that encompasses a variety of traditions, beliefs and spiritual practices largely based on original teachings attributed to the Apu: KON Tiksy Wiracocha Pachayachachic, and resulting in the interpreted philosophies.
Chakanism is the belief that the apu Kon Tiksy Wiracocha helped mankind with its first steps to prosper as a civilization.