Chavanese 

The official language of chavs.

Talk to a chav, and you will hear chavanese.

Chavanese by Arse Bandit June 11, 2006

capanese 

When someone is very good at lying/capping, so much so that it becomes a 2nd language to them.

Jeff is such a liar he is fluent in capanese

capanese by DankPepe420 December 25, 2020

Havanese

A cute, small, breed of dog, native to Cuba. Havanese range from 7 lbs to 15 lbs, and stand from 8 in to 14 in. Havanese have a high, arched tail, and a silky double coat. Havanese come in any color, and any pattern. Havanese are extremely playful dogs, and are very smart. They are good with all animals, and make GREAT canine good citizens, therapy dogs, agility champions, and show dogs.

Wow! Her Havanese is sooo cute!

I want a Havanese, cause they are just so darn AWESOME!

Person: What breed is that ADORABLE dog you have?
You: Oh, he/she is a havanese.

Havanese by Awesome Dog Lover June 10, 2011

Chivanese 

(Chee-vah-knees)
The mumbling, run on, ramblings of one under the influence of, opiates (Heroin, OxyCodone, Demerol), barbituates (Seconal, Placidyl, Tuinal) and some psychotropics (Valium, Xanax, 4Bar), manner of speaking while "On the nod".
From the words
"Chiva" -street term for Heroin and the suffix
"ese" -in the manner or language of.

"The strange utterance coming from your wife is actually Chivanese" the priest told the man, "So she needs rehab, not an exorcism."

Chivanese by kimical d tox March 4, 2007

Channese 

A person or people who watch too much television(television has channels, hence CHANNese). Often their fat asses take on a flat or sloped shape due to being seated constantly. Most Americans are Channese.

Channese 1: IMA VOTE FUR DA DEMOCRATS!!!
Channese 2: IMA GUNNA VOTE FIR DE REPUBLICANS!!!
Channese 3: *moan*

Channese by Macaque Sledjoy August 29, 2012

Chevanese 

Extremely gorgeous.A kind friend who is good at keeping secrets. Fiesty attitude but means well. A Chevanese is always funny, she brings the joy to the group

I wish I could be as kind as Chevanese

Chevanese by Renaiiya December 30, 2020

Chianeser 

Another term for creeper/stalker.

Person 1: Dude, did you see her staring at you?
Person 2: Yeah, she's such a chianeser.

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Judge: So, why are you requesting this restraining order?
Plaintiff: Well, your honor, he was totally chianesing me.

Chianeser by TaylorIsTheFirstBestPersonHere March 29, 2010