chananism

Noun. A stupid act/saying said by one named Chanan

Example 1
Chanan: "mom if you love your ipod so much why dont u just move to Massachusetts and marry it"
NOT-Chanan: "what is this chananism that which you speak of?"

Example 2 (this is an example of chananism)
Chanan: "hey mom whats an abortion"
NOT-Chanan: "its when a mommy desides to get rid of her baby"
Chanan: "mom when was your first abortion"

by fatboi1234567890 December 7, 2010

kick the cannism

The artful practice of putting things off, again and again, to avoid having to be in a position of responsibility, often an artifact of combined laziness and fear of being blamed.

Civil service bureaucracies are known for having entrenched cultures of kick the cannism, artifacts of cushy salaries and an overarching acceptance of reactive solutions in lieu of a proactive mindset.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020

chicanismo

Chicano love of self and community. Also the realization of Chicano Liberation and true freedom.

Eddie's Chicanismo is the reason he got the job done!

by La Morena August 8, 2003

chanaism

The monotheistic religion of the Channars, tracing its origins to Chana which is venerated as the model for absolute faith, trust, and submission to Chana.

Values of Chanaism

values by chana :

1)Never abuse animals and kill those ppl who mistreat animals

2)always spam nauseated face when m*ds in chat

3) spam with the boys

4) eat good have fun

5) covert and sex

Person 1 : Guys I converted to Chanaism today for 3 kgs of Chana bags.

Person 2: BASED!!!!

by _ruu December 13, 2021

Canabismas

A holiday generally celebrated around the time of Christmas. Those who celebrate do so by indulginging in some of their favorite past times that involve smoking canabis, Also some celebrate the 12 days of Canabismas by getting super stoned for 12 days straight.

Have a merry Canabismas and a hazy New Year!

by The Fort Nation December 22, 2010

conanism

Masturbating to Conan O'Brien.

Tony really loves watching Conan, so much that he's always commiting Conanism.

by somedudeonUD October 27, 2010

Chakanism

(Chakhanism, Chakonism) Ancient movement that encompasses a variety of traditions, beliefs and spiritual practices largely based on original teachings attributed to the Apu: KON Tiksy Wiracocha Pachayachachic, and resulting in the interpreted philosophies.

Chakanism is the belief that the apu Kon Tiksy Wiracocha helped mankind with its first steps to prosper as a civilization.

by Kon Tiksy Wiracocha March 22, 2021