Guys that only talk about a girls boobs, and butt. That's the only way they can fit in. They don't care if they're doing it around a girl either. Talk about how often they jack off all the time, and could care less if a girl was around. Talk about girls as if they were a piece of meat, and that's all they want a girl for is to screw.
Some of the guys in my class are such chauvanistic pigs! They also need to know if they jack off too much, they won't be able to have kids when they're older, and they're balls will be the size of a pea!
by Sonya September 07, 2003
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i used to be a chauvanistic bastard, but bitches hate that shit.
by inferus November 17, 2003
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Despite contrary belief about pigs and assholes, a chauvanist is a man who knows exactly what he wants
"MaRC, wait a second, the stature of a lot of men is measured in the car they drive, the golf country club they belong to, and very much the place they live in. You have to admit that..." - Incompetent FOX NEWS reporter

"... and whether or not their wives are staying at home and not working, that's exactly what I said at the beginning. 'Cause men are taught that they have to make women happy. The fact of the matter is, you can't make anybody happy. You have to make yourself happy. Happiness is a bi-product of achievement, so, for women to say that they're unhappy, it's their own fault. Anybody who says they're unhappy is their own fault." - Marc Rudov the no-nonsense chauvanist
by ZUES THE GOD March 02, 2014
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1: A fucking idiot who is only attracted to certain bodyparts instead of to the opposite sex for being living things of the opposite sex. they brag and loud-mouth how 'straight' they are because theyre so into pussy, tits, ass, etc... These are often the same kind of assholes who usually come out of he closet 10-20 years later. or they go around dehumanizing women and viewing them as meat instead. Focusing on looks and sex, the same way a dog would judge a couch-cushion before humping it and then chewing it. or theyre the kind of assholes who turn out to be sex-offenders of somekind.

2: Their loud abnoxious sense of pride is a display to others as a way of desperately trying to prove how straight they are and brag about how much, pussy, ass or tit they get and the more they get the straighter it makes them. But they only have so much to prove because they have even more to hide. Like the whore bitch that brags about all the cocks she gets but is secretly trying to cover the fact that she's a lesbian or some kind of pervert.
3: Chauvanists can come in all genders, races and sexualities, but always bully virgins and slander them as being gay, when the Cahuvanists themselves are truly the ones who are queers simply trying to hide by projected what they are onto an innocent victim to try and reassure everyone of their status in the heard of mouse-dicked jack-asses.
1: The chauvanists wont stop talking about how much ass they get... He's such a fake.
2: The prattling of Chauvanists really proves to me that they have a lot to prove because they have some dirty secret theyre trying to hide.
3: He wont stop telling everyone about his sexuality, how much he likes pussy, tits, legs, and ass... Who he trying to convince, he's so desperate to prove something! Chauvanists should be ignored.
by MajorBabeMarshal March 05, 2012
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