An extremely beautiful character played by Stephanie March that used to be in Law and Order: SVU. She was the Assistant District Attorney, and had the hottest glasses. One may now find her in the new show, Conviction.
The appearance of dead bodies, small or large amounts, in rural towns and remote locations. Comes from the TV show Muder, She Wrote as death seemingly followed Jessica Fletcher everywhere she traveled.
1. "Looks like they are suffering from a case of Cabot Cove Syndrome".
2. "Cabot Cove Syndrome has struck again, Jessica Fletcher must be around don't you think?"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.