CBOT 

The Chicago Board of Trade.

He is a grain trader at the CBOT.

CBOT by BC February 24, 2005

cbot 

The fattest kid of all time...PERIOD!

Damn Susan! You better lose weight before you start to look lke Cbot.

cbot by EC January 7, 2005

Cbot 

Call bullshit on that. Easy for texters!

What! I totally cbot on that!

Cbot by SacrificeTheSandWich September 9, 2016

CBOTW 

Awesome website with Blogs and Podcasts on the website and ran by a fantastic Founder/Owner and his amazing management team

CBOTW Short for ChrisBOnTheWeb

CBOTW by CBOTWFan July 31, 2021

CBOTS 

An Acronym for Cutlass Beat Off Taillight Syndrome. Virtually all 1973-1977 Oldsmobile Cutlasses had a badly designed connector for the left taillight bulb, and on virtually all of the cars within a few months of manufacture the left taillight bulb would quit working. A little elbow grease and bending with a needle nose pliers could get it shining again. I doubt if the manufacturer (GM) ever knew about it, or if they did, they did nothing about it.

Lori's 1973 Cutlass had a case of CBOTS, my 1977 Cutlass had CBOTS, in the 1970s I saw many cases of CBOTS every day.

CBOTS by andy1 July 12, 2007

c-bot 

Abbreviation for College Robot. A college robot displays the following characteristics:

1) Commits all of his/her time to school, studying, home work, volunteering, and extra curricular activities.
2) Holds an excess amount of board positions, and tries to get involved in everything possible that will look impressive to colleges.
3) Has a 4.8 GPA and has never gotten a B.
4) Will probably get to Harvard or any other ivy league, but always tells people that he/she won't.
5) Tends to have all nighters every day. C-Bots tend to become nocturnal like an owl.

Adrian is such a c-bot, he never gets any sleeps, and sleeps during the day time. He also holds 7 board positions and has a high GPA.

That guy is such a c-bot, he always says he won't get into Harvard, but he obviously will.

c-bot by whataballer October 13, 2009

c-bot 2.0 

C-bot 2.0s are basically similar to normal c-bots. However, they tend to be more cocky and confident. They commit even more time to homework, studying, and extra curriculars than normal c-bots. C-bot 2.0s are basically a way more hardcore version of c-bots. They believe they own normal c-bots and are superior. Unlike c-bots, they never sleep at all, hold 10 board positions including more than 3 president positions, have a 5.0 GPA (everyone knows that a c-bot 2.0 will never get a B in his/her life), and openly brag that they will get into prestigious colleges, especially Harvard. C-bot 2.0s also tend to brag about being in National Honors Society (NHS) and usually wave their NHS recommendation letters around. In extreme cases, they also have slapped other people with their NHS letters while repeatedly repeating the word NHS.

Bryan is such a c-bot 2.0, I saw him waving his NHS recommendation letter around and slapping people with it, while saying "NHS, NHS, NHS," over and over again.

Adrian is a c-bot 2.0, he keeps saying he's going to get into Harvard.

Wow, Adrian and Bryan are the biggest c-bot 2.0s. They think they are too good for everything because they are in NHS.

c-bot 2.0 by C-bot2.0 October 15, 2009