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Tyrell ran out of caysh.
caysh by cardinal_fan October 13, 2004
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Cash Office 

The most secret room in the world. "Where the magic happens" as they might say. No further explanation needed.
Bud 1: "Hey bud, are you free?"
Bud 2: "Yeah bud, why?"
Bud 1: "My mum wants to talk to you about something."
Bud 2: "Tell her to meet me in the cash office." 😉 *wiggles weenus*
Bud 1: "Ooooooooooooooh, but don't the lights have to be on?"
Bud 2: "Not on Tuesdays." 😉 *wiggles other weenus*
Cash Office by Lead Bud 123 May 11, 2021
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Cash Is King 

Cash Is King

A FRAUDULENT DARKNET WEBSITE:

" Proudly offer the best REAL CA$H on the Darknet! Tested and proven by buyers since 6/29/16."
Sometimes known as cashkings at sigaint
And known as Ace
YO, DON'T GET CONNED AND SCREWED OUTA YA MONEY BY ACE AND CASH IS KING!
Cash Is King by JusticePrevails March 25, 2017

Cash Apology 

When your "parents" have deceived you and then realise that you will find out eventually, they set about buying you EVERYTHING so you wont hate them for what they've done from the age of 14. So you get a brand new motor cross bike, then a brand new helmet, and motorcross boots and gloves and goggles, and trips everywhere so you can ride. Then they buy you more motorbikes and more helmets and they make you the "Golden Child" so you refuse to hear the truth and hate them.
SInce Muzza's dad was told that junior didn't think he was his real dad, his parents have gone nuts and bought him everything he ever wanted. His fake grand parents are in on it too. They changed his birth certificate so he wouldn't find out. That's what you call a Cash Apology - and then some.
Cash Apology by ratsbackside December 8, 2020

Bitcoin cash 

Illegitimate duplicate of the original Bitcoin. The equivalent scenario in the fiat world, would be a minority of people working inside the Federal Reserve suddenly defected and start printing USD on their own, albeit using A4 size papers for their fake money notes.

Blocksize increase alone will not be sufficient, larger block size also means more centralisation. The real upgrade is to move some of the load offchain called Segwit, which is also a prerequisite to lightning network.

Thirdly, if you compare their trends with hundreds of other altcoins, you would then realise the whole project is just another pump and dump scam.
A: Should I buy Bitcoin or Bitcoin cash?

B: Even dogecoin is more legit than bcash. Just buy and hold Bitcoin proper dude.
Bitcoin cash by Henry law August 21, 2017

that wasn't very cash money of you 

the phrase is used when someone just pulled a dick move. being cash money means being cool and chill, so not being cash money implies the person is being a huge ass, or just fucked up.
yo, did you just throw my beer? that wasn't very cash money of you
hey man that wasn't very cash money of you

CARSHALTON 

Carshalton is an altogether excellent villagey area snugly located on the boundary of vibrant London and picturesque home county, Surrey. As photographs clearly show, Carshalton is a seriously attractive spot with beautiful ponds forming its centre piece. It is a cultural place too with a museum, theatre and two art galleries, one in the high street and the other in an 18th century building in Oaks Park, where working artists display their paintings and other artwork.
Carshalton is an unspoilt artists' paradise just ten miles from the hustle and bustle of central London.
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