causesy

(pronounced coe-SEH-see, adjective)
extremely annoying and attention seeking

they're so causesy

causesy by juno_irl September 18, 2021

living causes death 

1) A health or medical study that shows that a living person has a 100% of dying at some point in their life.

2) A reaction to a health or medical study that shows some substance causes illness.

3) Everything has some kind of consequence. Suck it up and deal with it!

First thing I learned in med-school was living causes death.

living causes death by Man Machine August 11, 2007

Root Causes Tour 

A specific type of avoidance tactic used by an incompetent, unqualified moron who is tasked to carry out a specific mission.

Earl: Hey, did you hear the Vice President was put in charge of our border crisis?

Phil: Of course, but she proceeded to go on a root causes tour to the northern triangle countries instead of visiting our border where the actual crisis exists. Kamala is such a tool!

Root Causes Tour by BigEd129 June 11, 2021

Causey

to follow your own path

"She's a Causey, which is why she's do independent."

Causey by Graceygirl2875 December 21, 2016

natural causes 

Bullshit explanation of death given for very old people.

Son: What did gramps die of?

Dad: He died of natural causes.

Son: Yeah, right.

natural causes by dogbreath34 March 4, 2015

Vaccine Causes Autism

This is a method for a person named “Karen” to say for an accuse for not taking the vaccine of COVID-19 or Etc it is pretty known on Twitter and Facebook + The Meme World.

Karen: THE VACCINE CAUSES AUTISM DONT TAKE IT MY CHILD TOOK Employee: Ma’am this is a Wendy’s

Vaccine Causes Autism by Α January 12, 2022

causey

description of a person obsessed by a cause or goal.

She like, got all causey on me over this save the wild asparagus thing, and I'm like 'babe, whatever'.

causey by Rafe Nadir January 11, 2005