by dogbreath34 March 04, 2015

by dogbreath34 November 13, 2012

The process whereby a white person gets so tanned they appear to have changed their race. Akin to "sex change".
by dogbreath34 November 05, 2010

A brand of background music used in businesses. It is "scientifically" compiled of innocuous and insipid music that is calculated not to offend anyone. Selections are carefully calibrated to the demographics of the target audience so that every age, sex, and ethnic group will be equally unhappy and unsatisfied. it is designed to subliminally motivate shoppers to shop and to motivate workers to work.
After nine hours in the store listening to nothing but Muzak, Scotty was drooling and muttering to himself. The next morning he woke up screaming because of the muzak playing in his head.
by dogbreath34 September 29, 2015
