BigEd129's definitions

Poopticles

Specks of feces on a toilet bowl surface left after an explosive bowel movement. They often remain after flushing until a thorough toilet bowl cleaning.

Chet: Hey Mitch, check out the public bathroom toilet!

Mitch: Holy Shit! Dude left poopticles all over the toilet bowl.

by BigEd129 December 7, 2020

Root Causes Tour

A specific type of avoidance tactic used by an incompetent, unqualified moron who is tasked to carry out a specific mission.

Earl: Hey, did you hear the Vice President was put in charge of our border crisis?

Phil: Of course, but she proceeded to go on a root causes tour to the northern triangle countries instead of visiting our border where the actual crisis exists. Kamala is such a tool!

by BigEd129 June 11, 2021

Bart

To fart into the toilet bowl while sitting down to urinate.

While I was peeing at my girlfriend's house I barted so loud I think her whole family heard it.

by BigEd129 August 15, 2020

Poopticles

Specks of feces on a toilet bowl surface left after an explosive bowel movement. They often remain after flushing until a thorough toilet bowl cleaning.

Chet: Hey Mitch, check out the public bathroom toilet!

Mitch: Holy Shit! Dude left poopticles all over the toilet bowl.

by BigEd129 December 7, 2020

leaky tinkler

The incidence occuring after urination and subsequent shaking if the Weiner where unreleased urine leaks into the underwear.

Chez: Dude, my leaky tinkler just made my fruit of the looms wet!

The Duder: Sucks to be you brah.

by BigEd129 March 17, 2021