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Alcohol the cause and solution to life’s problems

Alcohol the cause and solution of all of life’s problems: Quoted by the famous Sherlock Holmes, and homer simpson it shows how drinking can temporarily make you forget your troubles… but usually ends up creating even bigger ones. Perfect for anyone who’s learned the hard way that booze is a double-edged sword.
Lee: Bruv, I love drinking beer, it makes me forget all my problems… but next thing you know, you’ve spent loads of money, been sick, lost your wallet, upset your Mrs… and somehow you’ve got even more problems than when you started. LOL.

Frank: Yes, bruv… you know what they say Alcohol the cause and solution to life’s problems .

Lee: Init bruv LOL.

Frank: LOL.

Cause I Can and It's Free

A phrase to answer any "why" questions.
Cause I can and it's free.

cause stalking

Cause stalking is the organized, wide-spread stalking of an individual because he or she has a different lifestyle, political stance or a different moral belief system then their stalkers. The stalking is meant to cause disruptions in the target's psychology, physiology and social and financial status.

While most countries of the western world have well-developed laws and social mores regarding the acceptance of different lifestyles, political affiliations and belief systems, the cause stalker hasn't yet evolved into tolerant attitudes towards their neighbors and fellow countrymen. They believe that everyone must be exactly the same in that they have the same religious, political and social pratices that they themselves have.

Cause stalking is generally a "witch hunt" and doesn't really differ too much from the witch hunts of centuries past. Only the methods of punishment differ.
Well known examples of cause stalking are; murders of abortion doctors, harassment of Planned Parenthood Centers, murders of politicians who don't share same political ideologies, harassment of Jews, middle-easterners, hippies, anti-war protesters, women's movements, etc.
cause stalking by katinthemeadows February 20, 2011

cause slut 

A person who is willing to become involved in a variety of charitable causes, usually of a humanitarian or environmental nature.
Jenna was a menmber of UNICEF, Amnesty International and Greenpeace. She didn't care what the cause was, just so long as she was helping to improve people's lives and the world they lived in. Jenna was a cause slut.
cause slut by David Lawrance September 8, 2006

cause shit 

To create drama with someone one for no other reason than a possible inferiority Complex.
P1: "Did you hear what so and so said about so and so?"
P2: "You just tryna cause shit and stir up drama, go home."
cause shit by Himeichi November 9, 2017

lower case s 

lower case s by lower case s March 5, 2022
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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