caulkit 

The action of applying caulk to something.

Tommy: yo bill the showas leakin again
Bill: who cares u just gotta caulkit

caulkit by cassidycaulksit January 2, 2025

silicone caulking 

A titty fuck finishing on fake boobs.

Candy doesn't like me playing with her boobs since she got a boob job. But, she always enjoys a good silicone caulking.

silicone caulking by L&AW March 31, 2009

caulking 

Depositing your semen in the buttcrack of your sexual partner.

Wow, I watched this porn star give a girl a good caulking after sex.

caulking by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

caulking 

The act of having one's asshole filled to the rim with seaman.

Did you see the porn where pornstar polly asked for and received a caulking?

caulking by slicksal October 19, 2006

Macaulay Caulking 

masturbating in the bathroom while your roommates are out and are unsure of when they'll return; IE, maturbating while home alone.
Pun on the word "caulking" (pronounced "call-king"), the rubbery silicone sealant around tubs and sinks.

roommate: What the hell were you doing in the bathroom when I got home? You were in there for a while.
deviant: Oh just Macaulay Caulking the bathtub tiles... you didn't leave a note so I didn't know when you'd be home.
roomate: gross

Macaulay Caulking by Donkeyfly August 26, 2013

caulking 

to shit on the toilet, between the seat and the base, so the seat is stuck to the base... with poop.

Caulking - Some douchebag caulked my toilet, I sat on it, and poo squished out like a reverse oreo. Double stuffed.

caulking by BingCon10 May 16, 2010

macaulay caulking 

the effect on your insides,when you drink them raisin dry with lots of cheap whiskey (preferably The Great Macaulay Premium Scotch Whiskey 40 % Vol.)

A: Do you still have that horrible stomachache?!
B: It will be over soon, because tonight's gonna be macaulay caulking

macaulay caulking by ChrisRiot December 18, 2012