JJDIDTIEBUCKLE

1: Acronym standing for the Marine Corps 14 leadership traits: Judgement, Justice, Decisiveness, Initiative, Dependability, Tact, Integrity, Endurance, Bearing, Unselfishness, Courage, Knowledge, Loyalty, Enthusiasm.

2. Word/phrase used to inform someone they're fucking something up or OFP, usually having to do with the 14 leadership traits.

Marine1: Abe we could really use your help in this working party. I know one of the boots came up and told you
Marine2: Gimme 10 minutes. There's like 20 zombies in this room
Marine1: Come on man, Jjdidtiebuckle or some shit? Dependability? Unselfishness? Any of that ring a bell?
Marine2: Whatever "JJ" is a fucking idiot anyway.... Who ties a buckle? You buckle a buckle -Terminallance.com

by Donkeyfly July 12, 2013

Macaulay Caulking

masturbating in the bathroom while your roommates are out and are unsure of when they'll return; IE, maturbating while home alone.
Pun on the word "caulking" (pronounced "call-king"), the rubbery silicone sealant around tubs and sinks.

roommate: What the hell were you doing in the bathroom when I got home? You were in there for a while.
deviant: Oh just Macaulay Caulking the bathtub tiles... you didn't leave a note so I didn't know when you'd be home.
roomate: gross

by Donkeyfly July 12, 2013

moto-run

Short for "motivational run"; Refers to a formation run where cadence is called out to keep everyone running in unison. Generally scheduled before a long weekend to show esprit de corps.

There'll be a battalion moto-run Friday at zero-five, so make sure you bring your glow strap and Green on Green.

by Donkeyfly July 12, 2013

had a kitten

To be extremely upset about something; to have a paroxysm of anger, fear, or pain; a shit-fit.

When she came home to find him fornicating with her prize azalea bushes, she just about had a kitten.

by Donkeyfly July 08, 2013