Definitions by BingCon10

fondant

similar to an upper-decker, but the fecal matter is applied with precision to the seat itself.

Derek applied an elegant fondant to Kevin's toilet seat, and even added a nice fecal flower flourish.

fondant by BingCon10 May 16, 2010

caulking 

to shit on the toilet, between the seat and the base, so the seat is stuck to the base... with poop.

Caulking - Some douchebag caulked my toilet, I sat on it, and poo squished out like a reverse oreo. Double stuffed.

caulking by BingCon10 May 16, 2010