catzma

Is to be superior in almost every way to your partner but still be bottom.

Jason: "Are you catzma Mike? Even though you're usually top?"
Mike: "Yes, now I am"

by Catzma November 6, 2020

Catmanified

When someone that is super racist and 'based', start attaching themselves to anime characters and become different individuals

Holy crap Adam, Jose got catmanified, what will we do now?

by UnknownChadism May 26, 2021

catma

Catma is the opposite of dogma. Dogmas are absolute beliefs that are supposed to be completely true all the time, Catmas are relativistic meta-beliefs.

The central Discordian catma is: "All affirmations are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense."

This is true in some sense. What matters, however, is not whether things are true in some sense, but how far fetched that sense is.

DISCORDIAN CATMAS
Think For Yourself.
Convictions Cause Convicts.
The Conclusion You Jump To May Be Your Own.
The Pun is Mightier then the Sword.
Truth: If its not one thing its another.
Reality: It all depends on how you look at it.
The Enlightened take things Lightly.
No Two Equals are the Same.
Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
Is the thought of a Unicorn a Real Thought?
Curb Your Dogma.

Discordians don't have dogmas, which are absolute beliefs; we have catmas which are relative meta-beliefs. And the central Discordian catma is- any affirmation is true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense. And if you repeat this 666 times, you will achieve supreme enlightenment -- IN SOME SENSE!

--Robert Anton Wilson

by WhiteBear June 13, 2016

catmania

A complete and total passionate fixation on anything related to felines.

My neighbor’s full-blown catmania is what drove her to harbor nearly a hundred cats in her bedroom.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 27, 2019

catmalogen

Irish expression, describing an extremely bad, chaotic or stressful situation.

Town was catmalogen, there wasn't room to park a fecking tricycle.

by Hobopotamus September 29, 2012

Catamaran sailor

people who sail catamarans, usually the 2nd most insane type of sailor. automatically classed as sexy/hot no matter what they look like due to the immense coolness of catamarans.

girl1: that guy is so hot!
girl2: who, that guy? he's not hot! i'd be surprised if he could pull a whale
girl1: he's a catamaran sailor!
girl2: oh, god i'd let him fuck me like theres no tommorow!

by sailor buoy August 21, 2010

Catmanjoe

Catmanjoe, sometimes shortened to simply CMJ, is a YouTuber that makes gaming video's 'Tutorials' 'Lets Plays' and plays Minecraft, known for his obsessive overuse of the word 'Guys' and Scottish accent.

"Catmanjoe is scientifically proven to be 30% more good looking than people who aren't subscribed to him"

by FatManHoe October 9, 2018