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Catma is the opposite of dogma. Dogmas are absolute beliefs that are supposed to be completely true all the time, Catmas are relativistic meta-beliefs.

The central Discordian catma is: "All affirmations are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense."

This is true in some sense. What matters, however, is not whether things are true in some sense, but how far fetched that sense is.

DISCORDIAN CATMAS
Think For Yourself.
Convictions Cause Convicts.
The Conclusion You Jump To May Be Your Own.
The Pun is Mightier then the Sword.
Truth: If its not one thing its another.
Reality: It all depends on how you look at it.
The Enlightened take things Lightly.
No Two Equals are the Same.
Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
Is the thought of a Unicorn a Real Thought?
Curb Your Dogma.
Discordians don't have dogmas, which are absolute beliefs; we have catmas which are relative meta-beliefs. And the central Discordian catma is- any affirmation is true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense. And if you repeat this 666 times, you will achieve supreme enlightenment -- IN SOME SENSE!

--Robert Anton Wilson
catma by WhiteBear June 13, 2016
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Entomology: the antithesis of dogma. Catma is to dogma, as a fickel cat is to a loyal dog.

1. A catma is a belief espoused by a relgion which must be understood by all members of that religion. Although it must be understood, it does not have to be accepted as truth because proof of the catma may not yet exist or be accepted, or that proof requires postulates that the adherant to the religion may not presently accept.
Karma is a catma to Hinduism.

A'la's perfection and omnicence is a catma to Islam. (It is not a dogma becuase Islam has no central hierarchal structure to enforce any dogmas.)

That all religions are one is a catma to Baha'i.
catma by Alexander Beck March 21, 2005
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Entomology: the antithesis of dogma. Catma is to dogma, as a fickel cat is to a loyal dog.

1. A catma is a belief espoused by a relgion which must be understood by all members of that religion. Although it must be understood, it does not have to be accepted as truth because proof of the catma may not yet exist or be accepted, or that proof requires postulates that the adherant to the religion may not presently accept.
Karma is a catma to Hinduism.

A'la's perfection and omnicence is a catma to Islam. (It is not a dogma becuase Islam has no central hierarchal structure to enforce any dogmas.)

That all religions are one is a catma to Baha'i.
catma by Alexander Beck May 13, 2005

Catmanified 

When someone that is super racist and 'based', start attaching themselves to anime characters and become different individuals
Holy crap Adam, Jose got catmanified, what will we do now?
Catmanified by UnknownChadism May 26, 2021
The sexual act consisting of inserting ones member into the different female orifices in a strict order of cunt, arse, mouth, arse and finally returning back to the cunt thus degrading the woman and leaving her with a foul taste the due to the arse-mouth transition and maximising the chances of infection from the arse-cunt transition. Etymology: The name is derived from the first letters of the orifices.
Woman: “Doctor, I had sex with my boyfriend last night and now I have a bad taste in my mouth and a burning sensation when I pee” Doctor: Sounds like you have been CAMACed. Let me start you on broad spectrum antibiotics”

(Trademark R.Larkin 2018)
CAMAC by Joe Breton February 25, 2018

Camarion 

Most Camarion's are usually playful and always get on your nerves. When they start to play they never learn to quit. It's good to keep them around if your in a iffy mood.
I'll go get camarion for you. He's right there!
Camarion by Avery TTS. May 27, 2018

Richard Camacho 

Aka a daddy and he is an amazing singer and is apart of cnco that started in 2015 in a show called La Banda
Person 1: Do you know who is Richard Camacho?

Person 2: Hell yeaa!! Richard can like get it. He sings really good.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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