discordian 

when you are a discordian, you spend your life on discord. you dont know anything from the outside world.

discordian: hey wanna edate?

souljaboyfan123: nah bruh im not a discordian lmaooo

discordian by inda305 June 30, 2020

discordian 

When in doubt, fuck it.
When not in doubt... get in doubt.

Fnord!

That discordian stirs shit everywhere he goes!

discordian by discordian December 21, 2003

discordian 

One who practices discordianism.

Ask not what a discordian IS, but rather what ISNT a discordian.

discordian by ryan y February 23, 2005

Discordian 

You spend money on discord nitro for your kitten, you do nothing but spend your days on discord, you have e-sex with your discord kittens, welcome to the discordian life, my friend.

Friend-“Discord sucks, only fatass losers go on that shit”

Me (who is a part of that Discordian life)- *grabs gun*

Discordian by Got2BCoolest May 29, 2022

discordian 

a fat ass guy or girl that be using discord too much

Mike is a discordian because he fat ashi and uses discord.

discordian by iltkgfr December 19, 2022

Discordian 

A person that smells like a stoink & stays on the free voice, video, and text chatting app Discord 24/7.

Does he ever get off his computer?! Like go outside and touch some grass, you fuckin’ discordian.

Discordian by smoothbrainkilla February 20, 2022

discordian 

mfs that spend their entire life on discord and have never touched grass in their life

sheluvsdevin!: im opening google maps, snackrunner you should join my stream

snackrunner: naw this dude a discordian fr

discordian by mannyily April 9, 2022