Discordian

You spend money on discord nitro for your kitten, you do nothing but spend your days on discord, you have e-sex with your discord kittens, welcome to the discordian life, my friend.
Friend-“Discord sucks, only fatass losers go on that shit”

Me (who is a part of that Discordian life)- *grabs gun*
by Got2BCoolest May 29, 2022
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Discordian

A person that smells like a stoink & stays on the free voice, video, and text chatting app Discord 24/7.
Does he ever get off his computer?! Like go outside and touch some grass, you fuckin’ discordian.
by smoothbrainkilla February 20, 2022
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Discordian

Welcome to the discord! Please read the rules and remember to be a proper discordian!
by Mokovi December 31, 2020
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Discordian

Are you a Discordian?
by JustADiscordian May 25, 2019
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discordian

when you are a discordian, you spend your life on discord. you dont know anything from the outside world.
discordian: hey wanna edate?

souljaboyfan123: nah bruh im not a discordian lmaooo
by inda305 July 01, 2020
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discordianism

A religion disguised as a joke disguised as a religion, founded by Malaclypse the Younger (or Mal-2, commonly thought to be an alias of Greg Hill) and Lord Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst (probably Kerry Thornley). Discordians supposedly worship the goddess Eris (or Discordia), but the central theme of Discordianism is a combination of absurdity and philosophy.

Discordians tend to be fun-loving--if eccentric--folks, and great fun to have a few drinks with.
For more information on Discordianism, consult your pineal gland. Or Google it, whatever.
by adoblivione January 11, 2006
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Discordianism

Well, you're the pope. YOU decide!
"Discordianism is but one of many, and several of some. It can also be described as five tons of flax."
by Some undead guy November 30, 2007
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