cathitler

when something completely unexpected comes up forcing you to bail on your friends;

cat giving birth to hitler babies

xyz family member had some really unimportant thing happen that forces you to be with them, afk cathitler

by wowraider July 25, 2009

Posttraumatic Catheter Disorder

Residual and repeated intrusive recollections of having the catheter removed from one’s penis.

My Posttraumatic Catheter Disorder is a bear; just seeing someone using a drinking straw can send me into sudden paroxysms of fear.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019

Willa Catheter

A 19th-20th century female writer who wrote such classic books as "O Pioneers of Urine Purification!" and "My Antonia and Her UTI Problem."

I thoroughly enjoy the imagery Willa Catheter created in her novels by describing in such vivid detail the insertion of cleansing tubes into the female urinary tract.

by Halesite November 7, 2013

Catheter Bag

a bag used to hold piss/urine, which is connected to the vangine/penis part where the wee comes out. Can be disposable or not, and is often used in hospitals.

"Hey can i get a catheter bag in here?" "oi cassie get in here!!!!"

or

"hey did u see cassies face the other day?" "yeh it looked kinda like a catheter bag...ewww"

by bonbon08 August 10, 2009

Catheter Club

Prestigious drinking club of men who consume so much alcohol they wake up that night in the hospital to an RN Inserting a Catheter into the urethra of their penis.

Brock: Yo dude did you hear what happened to Bruno last night?
Brian: Yeah man, He got so trashed last night he kicked in his X's side mirrors and woke up screaming to a nurse putting a catheter into his dick head.
Brock: Finally we're not the only two out of our friends in the Catheter Club!

by CrazySteve49 February 21, 2013

catheterwood

An unexpected erection resulting from the insertion of a plastic tube (or, in the case of The Cider House Rules, a bamboo shoot) into the urethra, aka "pee hole."

Nurse: This may feel a bit uncomfortable going in.

(A moment of silence passes.)

Fellow: I have an erection.

Nurse: Oh, yes, catheterwood. That happens sometimes.

Fellow: I feel...proud.

Nurse: I can tell. At least you don't have any accessory catheternips.

by moleawack November 6, 2009

redneck catheter

A beer bottle used as a temporary urine recepticle.

15 minutes until the next rest stop; better just use a redneck catheter.

by tps12 October 26, 2006