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Catalano Complex

A Catalano Complex refers to the high likelihood that consensual sexual actions have taken place or will take place at least once between too siblings, provided that:

Both siblings are considered highly attractive by the majority of their peers, and:

The age difference between the siblings is relatively small.

The strength of the Catalano Complex between two siblings has a positive correlation with the siblings' average attractiveness and has a negative correlation with their difference in age. This is due to the following reasons:

There would likely be less sexual attraction between the siblings if one or both were generally considered

unattractive, and:

The larger the age difference, the less likely it is for both siblings to develop sexual attraction for each other at the

same time. Also, the larger the age difference, the less likely it is for both siblings to feel comfortable with the

sexual relations in question.
Person 1, looking at a hot girl talking to her equally hot twin brother: "Damn, they definitely have a Catalano Complex."

Person 2, in response: "Hell yeah, the incestual probability between them is high as fuck."
Catalano Complex by ElongatedTaint October 25, 2018

Nick catalano 

Nick is loved by all the girls in school everyone is obsessed with him and his smile Can light up any room his amazing personality and sweetness is incredible he is always having girls taking Snapchats of his cute face there like paparazzi following him around any we’re he goes nick enjoys hanging out with his friends and will fight you if you say the wrong thing. Nick is always hitting on the girls and the girls love flirting with him 💕
Sam-Omg did you see nick Catalano

Mariah-Yess he was sooo hot

Sam-I know right
Nick catalano by Oh mama May 12, 2018

Old catalano 

Italian male at around the age of 40 will proceed to have sex with a little girl, become convicted of statutory rape, and go to jail

True story
that old catalano is a fucker
Old catalano by dugey and booboo September 9, 2007

Michael Catapano

The guy who looks like he's 25 and looks like David Wallace. He teleports through the hallways and never takes his ID off. He also never leaves his bubble bath. Michael Catapano is also intimidating but probably a really fun guy. Ya'll should date Michael Catapano. Emotionless but kind. Very quirky. He's also questionably straight. Everyone loves Michael Catapano. P.s there might be multiple clones of him
Yo here comes Michael Catapano! Put your id on!
Look out D cat, comin through!
Michael Catapano by LycanSpirit August 9, 2019
A clan of warrior people known to span the world. Originated from Catalonia in Spain. They are the most incredible people you could ever meet.
There is a small family of Catalan living in Guatemala.
catalan by VisualKOIFish October 18, 2013
1. Language widely spoken in the province of Catalonia, currently in Spain.

2. Person, animal or thing born in the province of Catalonia, currently in Spain.
1. "Ja és massa tard" is catalan for "it's too late now"

2. I've tried catalan fuet, it's awesome
catalan by I like FARTS July 12, 2015
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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