cactalano 

A common name for the cactalano species. The cactalano species are a group of mammals who belong all to their own.

Society does not look very favourable at cactalanos.

1) OMG there is Brenton Cactalano
2) CACTUS!!11!
3) What is that on web cam?
4) Cactus balls
5) Hi Brenton its T.Silva, just wondering if you are going to have a shave today..
6) Anime
7) Has no life
8) Deodorant cans anyone..?
9) PLUCKING

cactalano by P Chicken September 1, 2008

Michael Catapano

The guy who looks like he's 25 and looks like David Wallace. He teleports through the hallways and never takes his ID off. He also never leaves his bubble bath. Michael Catapano is also intimidating but probably a really fun guy. Ya'll should date Michael Catapano. Emotionless but kind. Very quirky. He's also questionably straight. Everyone loves Michael Catapano. P.s there might be multiple clones of him

Yo here comes Michael Catapano! Put your id on!
Look out D cat, comin through!

Michael Catapano by LycanSpirit August 9, 2019

catalan 

A clan of warrior people known to span the world. Originated from Catalonia in Spain. They are the most incredible people you could ever meet.

There is a small family of Catalan living in Guatemala.

catalan by VisualKOIFish October 18, 2013

catalan 

1. Language widely spoken in the province of Catalonia, currently in Spain.

2. Person, animal or thing born in the province of Catalonia, currently in Spain.

1. "Ja és massa tard" is catalan for "it's too late now"

2. I've tried catalan fuet, it's awesome

catalan by I like FARTS July 12, 2015

catalanche 

When 2 or more cats run down a flight of stairs, causing a rumbling sound and knocking over everything in their path. This often due to excitement and/or food.

"What happened to you, James? You look like you got in a fight."

"No, no...I just got caught in a catalanche and was swept down the stairs."

catalanche by James Gerraughty August 18, 2007

catalan 

Any person that has ancestry originating in the Iberic region of Catalonia and speaks Catalan.

They're known to be fierce defenders of their opinion, their culture, being just a tad stingy, and (only some of them) their wish to free their homeland from Spain.

They can be seen anywhere in the globe as tourists (there's 1 in a 342 chance of a tourist being a catalan) or hard working immigrants, but their natural habitat is Catalonia.

Dude, everywhere I go, I we've met at least one catalan!
Even to that trip to Iceland?
I saw no less than 3!

catalan by Will Wordbuilder June 13, 2018

catalang 

A cat’s dick

Ooo, Graham whipped put the catalang on these fools!

catalang by Epicsauce😎 April 15, 2019