cataflage

when a cat camouflages with almost anything; when cataflage is broken you get scared out of your mind

When that cat broke his cataflage I lost my wits.
That cat has some of the best cataflage with that box.

cataflage by TankTrapIFunny April 11, 2014

Caroflage 

Noun. The use of decorations such as Leis around the rearview, Roxy stickers, or license plate holders that indicate a hot girl is driving the car when in fact the vehicle is being operated by an old, haggerd woman.

"Dude, pull up next to that chick!"
*acceleration, sideways glance*
"OOOOOH, fuckin caroflage, that bitch looks at least a hundred and sixty!"

Caroflage by flashfyr3 October 6, 2008

Comaflage 

to art of blending into your surroundings by faking a coma. It helps you escape from predators by being a vegetable.

Omg a T-rex! Quickly! Use your comaflage!

Comaflage by ester_flamingo July 15, 2009

camoflagery

when something has good camoflage

That tree has camoflagery

camoflagery by bread infection December 28, 2005

Canoflage 

Something used to hide the fact the you are holding a can of beer in your hand.

Juanna's father couldnt see the can of beer in my hand because i was using flowers as canoflage to hide it

Canoflage by cheekiemonkie12345 October 8, 2009

clamaflage 

Puss hair so thick and well blended that it totally conceals any and all parts of the Vagina.

She lost her bikini bottoms, but thankfully she had clamaflage

clamaflage by Putzwagon September 15, 2016

camoflage 

Basically what rednecks say because they're incapable of saying camouflage. They pronounce it Cahh-mool-flayyge

Joe Bob: Hey Daryl git' me one uh them there jackets.

Daryl: Which one pa?!

Joe Bob: That there camoflage one boy! Get er' done!

camoflage by Bippin McPimpin May 19, 2016