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Catoflauge 

When your cat attempts to blend in with their surroundings, often resulting in grand success or epic fails.
As I walked down my hall, I noticed my cat attempting to use his Catoflauge skills by hiding behind the doorway, unaware I can his his little kitty ears sticking out.
Catoflauge by Martisaurus January 2, 2016
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Camoflauge 

Camoflauge whose real name was Jason Johnson, was a U.S. rapper from the Hitch Village housing project in Savannah, Georgia. Camoflauge probably misspelt his stage name to avoid confusion with the notorious Baton Rouge rapper Mac the Camouflage Assassin. When I Represent, his solo album on the independent label Pure Pain, sold over 50,000 copies, Universal Music Group offered the rapper a deal. However, when Camoflauge was arrested for possession of crack cocaine, Universal did not pick up the option on his contract, even though the charges were later dropped.In 2003 he was shot and killed while walking with his toddler son outside the midtown studio "Pure Pain" where he recorded. He was 21.
"If my boy Camoflauge was still alive, Savannah would have out shined Atlanta because there's not too many rappers in the A that can fuck with Flauge."
Camoflauge by S-A-V May 31, 2009

Camoflauge Slag 

A word that is used to describe a girl/woman that uses way too much makeup to look attractive, but without makeup is ugly as fuck.

Created by Tom and Jake to describe 90% of girls.
Boy 1 "Oi fam that girl's piff!"
Boy 2 "Nahh fam she's a Camoflauge Slag"
Camoflauge Slag by Tom&Jake97 December 14, 2013

Caroflage 

Noun. The use of decorations such as Leis around the rearview, Roxy stickers, or license plate holders that indicate a hot girl is driving the car when in fact the vehicle is being operated by an old, haggerd woman.
"Dude, pull up next to that chick!"
*acceleration, sideways glance*
"OOOOOH, fuckin caroflage, that bitch looks at least a hundred and sixty!"
Caroflage by flashfyr3 October 6, 2008

clamoflauge 

What a large woman would wear to hide her (gunt).
Becky knew that her floral dress was the perfect clamoflauge.
clamoflauge by Matty Pierre May 24, 2016

caucoflauge 

The act of using a white person to act as a form of camouflage to hide illegal activities from police.
Yo I ain't selling shit unless you bring some quality caucoflauge.
caucoflauge by thedoorman80 June 20, 2017

Camoflaugian Moment 

Clothes that help you hide a little extra weight. This phrase was created by Mariah Carey!
"This shirt was for when I needed a little camoflaugian moment."
-Mariah Carey
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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