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Catoflauge

When your cat attempts to blend in with their surroundings, often resulting in grand success or epic fails.
As I walked down my hall, I noticed my cat attempting to use his Catoflauge skills by hiding behind the doorway, unaware I can his his little kitty ears sticking out.
by Martisaurus January 2, 2016
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Camoflauge

Camoflauge whose real name was Jason Johnson, was a U.S. rapper from the Hitch Village housing project in Savannah, Georgia. Camoflauge probably misspelt his stage name to avoid confusion with the notorious Baton Rouge rapper Mac the Camouflage Assassin. When I Represent, his solo album on the independent label Pure Pain, sold over 50,000 copies, Universal Music Group offered the rapper a deal. However, when Camoflauge was arrested for possession of crack cocaine, Universal did not pick up the option on his contract, even though the charges were later dropped.In 2003 he was shot and killed while walking with his toddler son outside the midtown studio "Pure Pain" where he recorded. He was 21.
"If my boy Camoflauge was still alive, Savannah would have out shined Atlanta because there's not too many rappers in the A that can fuck with Flauge."
by S-A-V May 31, 2009
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Camoflauge Slag

A word that is used to describe a girl/woman that uses way too much makeup to look attractive, but without makeup is ugly as fuck.

Created by Tom and Jake to describe 90% of girls.
Boy 1 "Oi fam that girl's piff!"
Boy 2 "Nahh fam she's a Camoflauge Slag"
by Tom&Jake97 December 14, 2013
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Caroflage

Noun. The use of decorations such as Leis around the rearview, Roxy stickers, or license plate holders that indicate a hot girl is driving the car when in fact the vehicle is being operated by an old, haggerd woman.
"Dude, pull up next to that chick!"
*acceleration, sideways glance*
"OOOOOH, fuckin caroflage, that bitch looks at least a hundred and sixty!"
by flashfyr3 October 6, 2008
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clamoflauge

What a large woman would wear to hide her (gunt).
Becky knew that her floral dress was the perfect clamoflauge.
by Matty Pierre May 24, 2016
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caucoflauge

The act of using a white person to act as a form of camouflage to hide illegal activities from police.
Yo I ain't selling shit unless you bring some quality caucoflauge.
by thedoorman80 June 20, 2017
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Camoflaugian Moment

Clothes that help you hide a little extra weight. This phrase was created by Mariah Carey!
"This shirt was for when I needed a little camoflaugian moment."
-Mariah Carey
by MariahCareySuperFan February 5, 2019
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