clamaflage 

Puss hair so thick and well blended that it totally conceals any and all parts of the Vagina.

She lost her bikini bottoms, but thankfully she had clamaflage

clamaflage by Putzwagon September 15, 2016

Comaflage 

to art of blending into your surroundings by faking a coma. It helps you escape from predators by being a vegetable.

Omg a T-rex! Quickly! Use your comaflage!

Comaflage by ester_flamingo July 15, 2009

clamoflauge 

What a large woman would wear to hide her (gunt).

Becky knew that her floral dress was the perfect clamoflauge.

clamoflauge by Matty Pierre May 24, 2016

CLAMOUFLAGE 

klam-uh-flahzh - Noun, adjective, -ed

term used to describe any concealment by means that alters or obscures apparancy pertaining to an object or item of smaller size from it's sought out location into the unforeseen region of the female's member a.k.a: the relative space of her 'clam' and lap region. Clamouflage usually takes place in the car while driving, or in a seated position. An object becomes clamoflage upon resurfacing. these Items can also remain obscurred from the person for the duration of the drive until they leave their seat and/ or be momentarily missing.

Most commonly clamouflaged items are usually such as:

lighter, cell phone, straggling french fries, temporary parking permits, car keys, something you wish you had before after or during driving, ect.

"I was startled at first when you called me just now, i couldn't find my phone anywhere in my car until i felt it vibrating in my crotch, total clamouflage"

Here in this instance the phone is the object that became clamouflage(d)

Poor Audrey was positive she had looked thoroughly and after some time looking had given up on finding her lighter that was the only source of fire to the cigarrette she was craving all day, she almost shit a brick when upon arriving to her destination realizing only after stepping out of the car, availing to seethe her furthermore, sure enough there the lighter lay in the crack of the driver's seat- was beneath her the entire time.

In this instance lighter became clamouflaged or can be imperfectly called clamouflage (slang)

CLAMOUFLAGE by Master Distractor August 29, 2010

clamouflage 

Excessive or untrimmed pubic hair on a woman.

Damn girl!!! You need to clean up that clamouflage or I'll never find that pussy.

clamouflage by myjalopy August 6, 2008

camoflagery

when something has good camoflage

That tree has camoflagery

camoflagery by bread infection December 28, 2005

cataflage

when a cat camouflages with almost anything; when cataflage is broken you get scared out of your mind

When that cat broke his cataflage I lost my wits.
That cat has some of the best cataflage with that box.

cataflage by TankTrapIFunny April 11, 2014

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009