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cartonic

car-TON-ic (adj): A condition where an appearance or an occurrence possesses or takes-on qualities most often associated with cartoons. For instance, when a mouse literally smashes a cat's face flat with an ironing board; alternatively, an individual with an hilariously bulbous nose and a bubbly voice.

antonyms: reality
1. I stubbed my toe which then swelled up to cartonic proportions.
2. I saw Penelope Cruz in person and my tongue actually dropped to the floor and rolled out like a little red carpet with its own tiny paparazzi. It was sorta cartonic.
3. My cartonic grandfather is rather diminutive, blue, has a beard, wears a red cap with matching pants and no shirt.
by Matthew November 21, 2005
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Carbonicci

The great mathematician behind the sequence: 2, 19, 38, 53, 106, 1007.
Guy 1: What comes after 53 in the Carbonicci sequence?
Guy 2: 106.
by Carbonicci January 1, 2014
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cartoonican

A person who exhibits cartoon like behavior and emotions with exaggerated facial expressions, movement, and voice acting.

A relatively goofy person that behaves in extreme exaggeration.

Anyone who acts like a cartoon character.
Someone whose eyes widen and jaw drops as far as possible on purpose when seeing a hot woman is considered a cartoonican.
by BoneBomb December 24, 2010
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Catonic

that girl had a catonic ass

that was catonically boring
by snorgy July 6, 2009
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carlonic lunge

To thrust ones hips forward into ones guitar, with one leg placed behind and one as far forward as possible, often extending to reach a peddle.

Often combined with a namara bass pout.

Popular within the underground Australia stoner rock movement.
"That carlonic lunge nearly ripped his cheap second hand pants"
by Captain Ace McKenzie July 22, 2008
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catonic

personal trouble caused by one's own carelessness
The crowd laughed at the mess being maid by the clown's catonic movements.
by anonymous January 6, 2022
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Clartonic relationship

A purely sexual relationship. The opposite to a platonic relationship, rather, a relationship that is purely for clarting (sexual intercourse). No strings attached.
Person 1: So what are you saying? What's going on with you and Jackie? You going out?
Person 2: Nah man, we've got a likkle bit of a clartonic relationship going on.
by rideF May 14, 2024
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