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carton of milk 

when you lay on your back, and ejaculate into your belly button and have someone suck it out through a straw.
When will I get my "carton of milk" mom?

when you're old enough for it to not be illegal.
carton of milk by nick sisco July 12, 2006

Winner of the milk carton photo shoot. 

Person you want to go away by any means needed.
That jerk is the proud winner of the milk carton photo shoot.