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when you lay on your back, and ejaculate into your belly button and have someone suck it out through a straw.
When will I get my "carton of milk" mom?

when you're old enough for it to not be illegal.
by nick sisco July 12, 2006
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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