Carstin, a person that seems really nice but on the inside he can be a jerk, usually eyes are brown and they can actually be nice sometimes, also a player and go's girl after girl. Girls if you have a Carstin make sure to keep him for as long as you can.
Girl: (texting a guy friend)
Carstin: who are you texting?!?
Girl: no one it's just a friend
Carstin: I can't believe that your cheating on me!!( leaves room)
Carstin: who are you texting?!?
Girl: no one it's just a friend
Carstin: I can't believe that your cheating on me!!( leaves room)
by TRINITATIS September 26, 2017
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Nig u sus s fkc mn. Lke fcus o bs mn
“Fuck you man, you speaking Cartinese again? Fuck that”
Nig wtch wht u syin. Crtnse s t ril shi
“I can’t understand a word. Speak english”
Sht fak ap. ei b sptn
“Nigga you’re not carti.”
Nig u sus s fkc mn. Lke fcus o bs mn
“Fuck you man, you speaking Cartinese again? Fuck that”
Nig wtch wht u syin. Crtnse s t ril shi
“I can’t understand a word. Speak english”
Sht fak ap. ei b sptn
“Nigga you’re not carti.”
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Get the good casting mug.The language of musical and lyrical god Playboi Carti. Only the most advanced individuals can speak and understand this language.
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What the fuck is Carti saying.
What the fuck is Carti saying.
~Cartinese transcript~
“lyngabaderoi
longifuhbounoi
neetnatfuhmylauh
imitefuhmylau
yotegosehtmeup!
bitgonsetmeup!
imwityleyuh!
heridlikedacash
andshewicked
likewoahvicky
ohmygod!
diminatimini
slimeyup”
“lyngabaderoi
longifuhbounoi
neetnatfuhmylauh
imitefuhmylau
yotegosehtmeup!
bitgonsetmeup!
imwityleyuh!
heridlikedacash
andshewicked
likewoahvicky
ohmygod!
diminatimini
slimeyup”
by soggycrackers June 14, 2019
Get the Cartinese mug.When a needy & pathetic girl posts/tweets her desperation for a boyfriend. Usually getting the attention of every douchebag who's able to read it, knowing they'll need little to no effort to get her, keep her, and treat her as crappy as they want.
Post: "I really wish I just had someone to be by my side. I'm so tired of being alone. Why doesn't anyone out there want me?"
Reply: "You know damn well that's a douchebag casting call. Now every asswipe is gonna come running to treat you like crap."
Reply: "You know damn well that's a douchebag casting call. Now every asswipe is gonna come running to treat you like crap."
by Raixor November 24, 2013
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