carstin 

Carstin, a person that seems really nice but on the inside he can be a jerk, usually eyes are brown and they can actually be nice sometimes, also a player and go's girl after girl. Girls if you have a Carstin make sure to keep him for as long as you can.

Girl: (texting a guy friend)

Carstin: who are you texting?!?
Girl: no one it's just a friend

Carstin: I can't believe that your cheating on me!!( leaves room)

carstin by TRINITATIS September 26, 2017

Cartinese 

Cartinese is a great language Playboi Carti invented.

“What do you think of that boy? He thic right?”
Nig u sus s fkc mn. Lke fcus o bs mn

“Fuck you man, you speaking Cartinese again? Fuck that”
Nig wtch wht u syin. Crtnse s t ril shi

“I can’t understand a word. Speak english”
Sht fak ap. ei b sptn

“Nigga you’re not carti.”

Cartinese by Prf a Nig unvsty September 23, 2020

cartinese 

The language of Playboi Carti

friend: “Yo you speak cartinese?”
me: “£€¥!!!¥££¥¥£££!!!”

cartinese by fuckingrard03 January 9, 2019

good casting 

It’s a phrase used by Hero and Josephine which means that they’re secretly dating .

Why do you guys have such good chemistry

Hero and Jo :
gOoD cAsTiNg

good casting by Youdontknowneee April 17, 2019

cartinese 

The language of musical and lyrical god Playboi Carti. Only the most advanced individuals can speak and understand this language.

Friend: Yo bro, wya?
Me: *speaking cartinese* !omw/* ok ! / * slaTT

cartinese by theretardthatyoulove January 16, 2019

Cartinese 

Evidence of this language was first documented in Tyler the Creators single, “EARFQUAKE” from IGOR 2019.
What the fuck is Carti saying.

~Cartinese transcript~

“lyngabaderoi

longifuhbounoi

neetnatfuhmylauh
imitefuhmylau
yotegosehtmeup!
bitgonsetmeup!
imwityleyuh!
heridlikedacash
andshewicked
likewoahvicky
ohmygod!
diminatimini

slimeyup”

Cartinese by soggycrackers June 14, 2019

douchebag casting call 

When a needy & pathetic girl posts/tweets her desperation for a boyfriend. Usually getting the attention of every douchebag who's able to read it, knowing they'll need little to no effort to get her, keep her, and treat her as crappy as they want.

Post: "I really wish I just had someone to be by my side. I'm so tired of being alone. Why doesn't anyone out there want me?"
Reply: "You know damn well that's a douchebag casting call. Now every asswipe is gonna come running to treat you like crap."

douchebag casting call by Raixor November 24, 2013