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person of extreme stature. Loved by everyone. Admired
Tom Cruise is such a carsten
by Bobby April 04, 2005
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Carsten is the best human being ever to exist. He is super good looking, especially in crocs. He is one of the most intelligent people on the planet, as well as the most athletic. An overall god.
Carsten is so amazing at everything always.
by Zach Caddo July 24, 2018
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PRETTY MUCH a desperate high schooler in love with himself so much that it is sad. see also dweeb.
by Probably not jessica April 26, 2005
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A basement dweller who only plays video games and watches cartoons. a sad excuse for a person with his long blond hair that he ties up in a ponytail. NOT A MAN BUN. if you meet this boy best to stay away. back up 10 feet and call the authoritys.
man that gamer introvert is such a Carsten
by A_ guy September 13, 2017
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n. pl. carstens. hottest girl in america. not a guy, even though some danish people might so.
oh man, I wish I could be carsten, she is sooo amazing at life.
by marco March 28, 2005
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A white teachers pet who is obsessed with science. He is also obsessed with tech decking and plays with them a day and night. At age 11 he has a full beard and has a 2 inch long penis when erect all his life. Also picks up many whores and drives pimpin' rides.
Carsten: "ohh I havent techdecked in like 2 minutes, and my penis hurts. I need to pick up some hoes in my pimpin' ride"
by Peter Louthan 2 March 25, 2009
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Loves men. Realllllyyyyy loves men. Carsten is gay.
This dude sucked my dick last week,”
“Wow, must be a Carsten.”
by PheoboBuffay November 15, 2017
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