carrol-anne 

Carrol-anne is smart and witty. Very artistic in all mediums. A jack of all trades a master of some. She will bowl you over with her charm and light up every room she enters. If lucky to be in her life she will love you forever. Loves being naughty and devilish behind closed doors.

Carrol-anne your so fine you blow my mind.

carrol-anne by Twiggz.h April 6, 2023

Go To The Light Carol Anne!

A phrase most often used while sitting on the toilet during a Rectal Exorcism as a form of begging and pleading for the demon turd to leave your dark body and come to the light via your anus. A similar line also used in the famous movie, Poltergeist.

Frank had been on the toilet for over an hour as he was experiencing a Rectal Exorcism. His wife finaly came to check on him whereby heard groaning and moaning from behind the bathroom door followed by repeated screaming Go To The Light Carol Anne! Go To the Light Carol Anne! This was followed by several flushes and a notable sigh of relief.

Go To The Light Carol Anne! by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2014

Carolanne 

A quiet, sweet and caring girl. Usually very intelligent. She cares more about others than herself. She is very well liked, although she may not know it. She has a personality that is quite uncommon. Carolanne often makes jokes, and loves to laugh. Carolanne is not very popular, but the few close friends she does have are all she needs. She is a very hard-working girl. Carolanne will steal your heart, so if you ever find yourself being in a relationship or being friends with a Carolanne, don't let her go. Carolanne will bring great joy and happiness into your life.

Your name must be Carolanne 'cause dayyyyym girl you is the shit.

Carolanne by SecretPerson000000001 December 19, 2012

carolanne 

a true dime this girls it and a bit bodys on fire pesonality to adimire be jelouse girls no one can top this chick eva!!!

carolanne you so fine can u drop me off at work tomorrow

carolanne by shizmaya October 19, 2008

carolanne 

Baddest bitch of all. She's literally the shit. Blonde, blue eyed beauty with some juicy cake.

Her personality is laid-back and kickass at the same time no joke. She'll knock the wind outta ya

Anyone who says that she isn't the coolest bitch around is just jealous because she is amazing.

Bobby: Dammmn who's that girl over there?

Other boy: Who Carolanne with the beautiful smile and fat ass?
Bobby: Yeah man I'd love to date her.

carolanne by ninamichelle100 March 2, 2017

carolanne starr 

Carol Anne Starr is a two hundred pound "part african american" mixed-race version of a skinny racist stereotypical blonde hair blue-eyed white girl; society considers to be a country bumpkin. Her skin tone is either medium brown or light brown and she has dark hair with a strong southern accent! Just by looking at her; you would assume she's fully black and not combined with other ethnicities. Loves the outdoors as much as she loves playing the guitar... Her hobbies consist of camping, hiking, hunting, fishing, riding horses, mudding, and sitting around bonfires at night while roasting marshmallows. After a long hard day; she usually drinks a bottle of fresh cold beer! Everybody thinks they're better and smarter than her because they all live in the big city and she's from a far away place with no civilization. They feel it makes them superior.... the fact that they are able to harness all of the goods that urban communities have to offer and they get to stay where the action occurs! They say the countryside is a lot less exciting because nothing ever happens out there. Everything whether fantastic or terrible; usually goes down in the city parts!! Carolanne Star is the mellow outspoken type and doesn't care too much for drama but will turn into an explosive firecracker when or if you disrespect her. People give her a hard time to test her patience and watch her fall apart but she proves to them that she's strong and isn't going to tolerate their silly mind games.

Where is carolanne starr?, asked the dude behind the front desk! His customer replied, "She's at home milking cows to feed milk to the guys & girls that were offended. They couldn't handle her opinion. The babies need some milk and nobody milks a cow like carolanne starr! starlight.sl1996"

carolanne starr by Ertten Ques October 6, 2019

Shut up Carolanne 

Carolanne is a wilderness woman who horse rode her way alone with a shotgun; day and night across the barnyard to the front and center of social media's hall of fame. Hasn't made much effort and does not have a real reason to be popular!!! Her stardom was elicited from her personality. She's just being her natural country loud-mouth land livin' self and it's attracting a load of attention along with violent hatred.

1st person: Who's Carolanne?

2nd person: I don't know. You tell me!

3rd person: Isn't she the obnoxious pessimistic farm girl; everybody wants to jump because she's not sucking dick, riding dick, or getting knocked up by a dick, and spending time at home taking care of babies; unlike the other thirsty skanky whores???

1st person: OMG! I knew that name sounded familiar. What happened to her?

3rd person: She's still around. She's just a little bit more on the down-low; ever since people booted her out of posting negative bullshit on Instagram. Now she has her own website, so she doesn't really use her account as often anymore.

2nd person: Well what's the name of the website?

3rd person: It's called Hinterland Of Obscurity

2nd person: And what about her memes? Did she throw them all away?

3rd person: Nope! It's being shared worldwide through Pinterest and Flickr

1st person: So she just never shuts up?

3rd person: Nope! You could say "Shut up Carolanne" and she would still keep talking and spreading her views.

2nd person: What did you expect? She's a spokewoman. starlight.sl1996

Shut up Carolanne by Elliot Greenberg October 8, 2019