carporn

The small free newsprint magazines that come out weekly advertising used cars for sale.

Is the new carporn in cleetus?

by Nathanael Lierly June 5, 2008

car porn

Any type of media (especially film) which exhibits particularly excessive depictions of cars. For example, an excessive variety of camera angles of a car, excessive depictions of drifting, burnouts, crashes, etc.

The films Ronin and Smokey and the Bandit are car porn. Videos that solely focus on continuous repeated car shots are also car porn.

by ara s. July 20, 2008

Corpornation

Corporation pornography or mass advertising.

Instead of a juicy ass it's a juicy burger from McDonalds. Nice close ups of their food in perfect image. Hip Hop music videos is a form of corpornation, showing big cars, big bootys, big parties, just complete mass advertising of products at their most perfect level.

by starlegions May 16, 2006

corporn

referring to corporate porn as the world of the amateur and sex tube sites grow, fewer people like big production pornos. down with the corporns of america.

corporn is the anti xtube.

corporn is so oldskool.

by lukevw22 April 28, 2009

Carpoonski

An expression for frustration of life mishap.

Carpoonski! I hurt my achilles tendon!

by CEO of Seawitch Association June 17, 2010

carport

1. A structure designed to shelter a vehicle from the elements. It is usually only a roof supported by minimal walls. For those who are too cheap to build a garage and white trash.

Shit man, that carport I bought from home depot didn't protect my car from Hurricane Katrina!

by YoHoHoAndABottleOfVodka September 13, 2010

Carpoon

When you are in a car with three or more people, and at least 2 are having sex.

I was thankful for the ride, but Chris was getting some serious carpoon while bringing me home.

by Truck guy January 8, 2015