carport

1. A structure designed to shelter a vehicle from the elements. It is usually only a roof supported by minimal walls. For those who are too cheap to build a garage and white trash.

Shit man, that carport I bought from home depot didn't protect my car from Hurricane Katrina!

by YoHoHoAndABottleOfVodka September 13, 2010

carport therapy

Dealing with the stress and anxiety of life by sitting under your carport (or garage) and drinking as many beers as you can. Particularly popular in the South.

"I'll tell you what, man... Life ain't easy. The wife won't give me a break, I got laid off, my kids are out of control... What I need is some carport therapy."

by SkepticalBaby June 21, 2016

Window of Craportunity

The re-occurring time in the day in which the body must evacuate. A period of time in which suitable crap can achieve success. To shit consistently at a given time.

JP: Where you at? Let's move man.
Paulley: Gotta go. Window of craportunity just opened up.
JP: We'll be late.
Paulley: If I miss this, I won't be able to shit all day.

by Paulley D. July 9, 2012

Carpartment

A car that someone more or less lives in.

I was gonna ask if James could pick me up in his carpartment, but I realized that he was too busy sleeping in it.

by Dan Sharfin December 20, 2005

Graffiti in my car port

The act of pulling out at the point of no return and inadvertently spraying over a ladies vagina or a mans anus. A method often known more commonly as "withdrawal"

Sarah - "Tom dont aim for my face, Graffiti in my car port"
Tom - "Ok"

"dude, was with a game hottie last night but had no rubbers, so I Graffitied in her car port"

by stinky scotsman May 28, 2009

Carbortion

The act of leaving a small child in a car in a hot parking lot so that it will die.

Jamie wanted her party life back so she had a carbortion

by MethJew November 30, 2011

carporn

The small free newsprint magazines that come out weekly advertising used cars for sale.

Is the new carporn in cleetus?

by Nathanael Lierly June 5, 2008