Carported

Similar to clotheslined, but actually useful. When your buddies secretly add a carport extension to your existing carport.

Vinny returned home to find a carport extension put up at his house. He immediately suspected the local Italian radicals and little did he know that he had just been carported.

Carported by WildBill-54 April 30, 2021

Carpeted Kitchen

Something the world should never be witness to. If your friend has a carpeted kitchen, instantly unfriend them in real life and any social media you have.

Friend 1: hey man, can we go over to Charlie’s?

Friend 2: doesn’t he have a Carpeted Kitchen?

Friend 1: oh good point, let’s just tell him we are busy

Carpeted Kitchen by TheSlaughterer June 13, 2018

carparked 

slang for getting drunk

"what are you doing tonight?"
"i'm gunna get carparked!"

carparked by jmsica March 18, 2009

carpeted 

the definition of being so totally drunk that you inevitably end up crashing out on the floor and sleeping there for the rest of the night.

My god! Last night Mikey drank 13 pints of cider, he was so carpeted!

carpeted by Henery Duong July 15, 2007

Carroted 

being carroted is a move of when you get someone to the ground on their back or stomach you then lie on-top of them saying carrot. you can also epic carrot someone when you get them to ground and jump on them with your elbow out while yelling EPIC CARROT.

i carroted james today he didn't like it at all he got quadruple carroted.

Carroted by trent coles June 18, 2017

Carroted 

When in RuneScape, you go up to someone you don't like and perform the jig emote. A substitute word can be "Owned."

Djbabycarrot: *performs jig emote*
Djbabycarrot: "Carroted."

Carroted by ily blc November 21, 2010

Carpeted the shed 

To maintain and groom the female pubic hair (i.e. bush) to convey a pleasing appearance of the vagina (i.e. her shed).

Chris: Did you get any from Marie?
Kevin: Yea, we did oral and she really carpeted the shed!

Carpeted the shed by Britana6332 June 10, 2020