carpooch

A grumpy or difficult person.

"Jeez, what a carpooch!"

carpooch by Bizrah0701 January 16, 2008

Carpooch

(v)(adj)(n)- One's need to smoke or chew tobacco.

What do you want to do right now? I'm glad you asked, I was thinking I might carpooch.

Carpooch by We1ght February 5, 2009

Carpoohling

The occasional moment in which the back of your shirt joins the toilet paper during an ass wipe.

Dude, I totally went carpoohling after taking a dump. I got shit all over the back of my shirt.

Carpoohling by JCD0823 March 2, 2011

Capooch 

Noun- An extremely large stomach

That lady had a capooch

Capooch by Capooch March 10, 2009

carpoohler 

A self-centered scofflaw ("Oh, POOH on letting families have their own lane!") who safety-belts adult-sized teddy bears (Winnie or otherwise) and other giant stuffed animals into the seats of his car to simulate human passengers so that he can solo-drive in the lanes reserved for minivans.

Carpoohlers are actually a DOUBLE menace when comes to wasting travel-time on the road --- not only do they clog the lanes meant for families with teens and small children, but then when the cops finally crack down on these I-itis-hearted road-hogs, their check-points/road-blocks further slow down entire lanes of traffic and make everybody even later and more frustrated.

carpoohler by QuacksO July 8, 2018

Carporch 

A place where the Car can idle and enjoy a cup of Gasoline.

The car was on its way to the Carporch

Carporch by HomeMedic December 23, 2021

capoochie 

The most grand coochie definable the word itself it scary said to be so powerful a capoochie will leave you ding dong less after one pump.

on Capoochie

capoochie by Archerpak August 8, 2024