Carpoohling

The occasional moment in which the back of your shirt joins the toilet paper during an ass wipe.

Dude, I totally went carpoohling after taking a dump. I got shit all over the back of my shirt.

by JCD0823 March 2, 2011

carpoohler

A self-centered scofflaw ("Oh, POOH on letting families have their own lane!") who safety-belts adult-sized teddy bears (Winnie or otherwise) and other giant stuffed animals into the seats of his car to simulate human passengers so that he can solo-drive in the lanes reserved for minivans.

Carpoohlers are actually a DOUBLE menace when comes to wasting travel-time on the road --- not only do they clog the lanes meant for families with teens and small children, but then when the cops finally crack down on these I-itis-hearted road-hogs, their check-points/road-blocks further slow down entire lanes of traffic and make everybody even later and more frustrated.

by QuacksO July 8, 2018