Carpoohling

The occasional moment in which the back of your shirt joins the toilet paper during an ass wipe.

Dude, I totally went carpoohling after taking a dump. I got shit all over the back of my shirt.

by JCD0823 March 2, 2011

carfooling

A one sided ride sharing arrangement where the other person refuses to drive, contribute to fuel expense, or use their vehicle.

She wanted us to continue carfooling so she can save money.

by BeavisBungholio November 30, 2018

carpooling

The act of two people laying end to end while simultaneously utilizing a double ended dildo for mutual pleasure.

Jeanette & Lorisa are in the back room carpooling.

by Agent J February 7, 2005

carpooling

When you cum inside a woman during anal. Then when she's goes to the bathroom, she's dropping her kids AND your kids off at the pool.

Woman after anal: I'm going to the bathroom.
Guy: Ha, bitch be carpooling.

by Dizzy Mendoza March 17, 2014

carpooligans

The members of CARPOOL, the anti-drunk driving student org at Texas A&M University. Known for vibrant lime green t-shirts and 90’s-style acronyms.

“Hey, are you taking an Uber home?”
“Nah, I’m riding with the carpooligans tonight.”

by Poolcar Dreams April 22, 2023

carpooling

When two to four guys are interested in the same girl and form an alliance in order to get the girl to like them and share. When there are more than four guys it is called busing. See polygamy or mormonism.

Bro 1: Yo bro, I hear you like this girl, too.
Bro 2: Yeah, bro. What about it?
Bro 1: You wanna form an alliance and carpool?
Bro 2: ....Yeah. We can go carpooling.

by JewBoyLeo December 9, 2015

carpooling

Carpooling- since sports make people tired out but yet they get exercise, carpooling can be considered a sport because you also get tired out by watching the people you are with in the car and making sure they dont cause trouble. and you get exercise by yelling at them and telling them to shutup and sit down so the cops dont see them when you run a red light.

carpooling.

by smexay! March 9, 2009