Caroll 

A different spelling of a common name: Carol.
A gaelic name meaning: Strong Warrior

Caroll Lee
Caroll Ann

Caroll by Candycanes August 21, 2009

Caroll 

Being a Caroll means that you spend alot of time arguing useless points and mentioning useless "fun" facts when no one was talking about the subject of the fact.

Person 1: Ethan is such a Caroll he randomly mentioned japanese "black companies"

Person 2: Yea Ethan is a massive Caroll

Caroll by sacco_patata February 26, 2025

justin caroll 

An autistic legend. Likes to rape and bully little kids. Only eats stew from his mums dry, dusty, vagina. Justin Carroll’s have no life. They are usually teachers that bully their students for having small willies when Justin has no Willie, just a flat space.

Boy1: Did Justin rape u too?

Boy2: no but he made me eat his moms vag stew!

Boy3: aren’t all Justin carolls bullies and loners?
Boy4: yeah, and mostly autistic.

justin caroll by TopShagger4 September 27, 2018

carolleft

The act of making a left on a red left turn arrow as per the recommendation, nay mandate, from Adam Carolla, e.g. Car roll left.

I was in a rush to get to work the other day and listening to my favorite podcast, Guinness Book's #1 podcast that is, and was stopped at a left turn arrow unnecessarily, so I pulled a carolleft and was on my way - no chicken-shit ticket to be had.

carolleft by the comand'r May 29, 2016

telemarketer caroling 

the act of answering your phone when a telemarker calls you and then proceeding to sing Christmas songs to them until they hang up.

Alright! The telemarketer from last week has decided to call once again. Time for some telemarketer caroling.

telemarketer caroling by DwightS. October 27, 2010

Covid Carols 

The feature of almost songlike whining & kvetching from Covid Babies that accompanies the regular Covid Season.
Covid Carols typically include an unlimited list of non-specific & often conflicting symptoms that can be attributed to any disease or ailment that has ever existed among any of Earth's creatures.

"My head hurts. I think I have a fever. I can't breathe. My body aches. Feel like I'm gonna throw up. Wah! Wah! Waaaah!!!"

"I'm coughing. I'm sneezing. I lost my appetite. I'm starving. I can't taste anything. I can't smell anything. Does anybody have a Covid test? I need to stay in from work. Wah! Wah! Waaaah!!!"

"Can somebody drive me to the emergency room? I need an updated jab. Did you get the latest vax? Why aren't you wearing a mask? That's not 6 feet. You're too close! Wah! Wah! Waaaah!!!"

"Hear the Covid Babies with their Covid Carols?"

"Yep! Time to pull out the Covid Box. Covid Season is upon us!"

"Praise Fauchovah!"

Covid Carols by Logical Empiricist Stoic October 31, 2023

Carolina stove top 

The act of performing bare bottomed flatulence in a person's face who is laying down. Similar to a dutch oven in terms of sharing a fart with an unsuspecting individual.

Check out Mandy passed out on the couch. Go hit her with the carolina stove top.

Carolina stove top by BFG Arebeekay January 26, 2017