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carrolled 

Verb - preceded by the consumption of copious amounts of alcohol; the act during which an individual loses one's keys, cell phone, wallet, and/or identity. Loss of memory is to be expected. In extreme cases one may wake up in another state, attempt grand theft auto, or get up on a fatty; all while being the life of the party/event, even if it is for 10 minutes. May also lead to the commissioning and winning of slap bets, along with other felonious activities. Named after the great Michael Barnabas Evelyn Carroll.
"Dude what happened to you last night?"
"I don't know, man, I got carrolled."
Related Words
The act of making a left on a red left turn arrow as per the recommendation, nay mandate, from Adam Carolla, e.g. Car roll left.
I was in a rush to get to work the other day and listening to my favorite podcast, Guinness Book's #1 podcast that is, and was stopped at a left turn arrow unnecessarily, so I pulled a carolleft and was on my way - no chicken-shit ticket to be had.
carolleft by the comand'r May 29, 2016

Carole Baskin 

My name is Joe Exotic and Carole Baskin, fuck that bitch
Carole Baskin by CjCoplin April 4, 2020

Carole Baskin 

Quit being such a Carole Baskin. Don’t feed your rich husband to the tigers and keep all of his money.
Carole Baskin by Futangs March 31, 2020
A really nice woman who will be there when you need her most, she is loyal and caring... If you ever find a Carolee hold them tight and don't let go!
I found a Carolee, were getting married friday
Carolee by Bossbroman July 12, 2017

Carole Baskin 

THIS BITCH KILLED HER HUSBAND PUT HIM THROUGH A MEAT GRINDER AND THEN FED HIS ASS TO TIGERS. SHE SHOULD BE PUT IN JAIL
Carole Baskin: KILLED HER HUSBAND WACKING CANT CONVINCE ME IT DIDNT HAPPEN FED HIM TO TIGERS HE SNACKIN CAROLE BASKIN