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A super badass guy who loves everyone but gets hurt often by others. If you see him, you'll be happy. He will try to help you. Let him. A guy who will put all his trust in you and hopes to be trusted back. Will not hurt you. Loves everyone and hates haters XD
"Dude, John-Carl is such a cool guy! I can't believe I get to have him as a friend!"
john-carl by OneManArmy.CA July 13, 2015

Carl Johnson 

A fool that picked the wrong house.

Carl Johnson 

Officer Tenpenny describes Carl Johnson as a mother fucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker
Conversation:
Carl: Uh- Sweet!
*Distracts officer Tenpenny*

*Missed shot at Carl*
Tenpenny:It ain’t over Carl! It ain’t over!
Tenpenny: Carl you motherfucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker!
*Shoots generators to make building explode*
Carl Johnson by Frank_Tenpenny July 20, 2019

Carl Johnson 

Man: Did you hear? Carl Johnson's mom got murdered and he's back up with the hood now.
Man #2: Yeah, he's beating up those Ballas suckas.
Carl Johnson by OGFL May 5, 2009

Carl Johnson 

Hey Carl Johnson you ugly ass mf get ur ass over here.
Carl Johnson by notsoname March 10, 2020

Carl Johnson 

The main character of gta San Andreas who became a meme for saying "Ah shit, here we go again" and for pictures of him crying.
Did you see my TikTok video with the Carl Johnson memes haha.