Carl-Emil is a rare creature, usually found in the amazon forest. It tends to have very big ears, but also a incredibly large
penis. If you go 10 or less meters close to him, he WILL attempt to
rizz you up, so be careful. The Carl-Emil is mostly famous for the ass
cheese incident in 1945. He was also used as a sex bot in ww2. A Carl-Emil can cost up to 100000 dollars.
Explorer: Wow, I wonder what that creature is. Im gonna go closer to it
Carl-
Emil: Wassup
girl. Are you
asian? Cuz im china get into japanties ;)
Explorer: *takes off clothes*