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carl-emil 

A person who does the Slovakian Traffic Cone all the time with his mother and brother
Oh my god, this dude is such a Carl-Emil. He does all weird sorts of sexual acts all the time
carl-emil by knejt123 April 26, 2017

Carl-Emil 

Usually a very smol dick around 3 cm but he is still a lady magnet and fucks your mom
guy 1: Who is that guy with that smol dick?
guy 2: He must be an Carl-Emil
Carl-Emil by Giant penis guy February 28, 2022

Carl-Emil 

Carl-Emil is a rare creature, usually found in the amazon forest. It tends to have very big ears, but also a incredibly large penis. If you go 10 or less meters close to him, he WILL attempt to rizz you up, so be careful. The Carl-Emil is mostly famous for the ass cheese incident in 1945. He was also used as a sex bot in ww2. A Carl-Emil can cost up to 100000 dollars.
Explorer: Wow, I wonder what that creature is. Im gonna go closer to it
Carl-Emil: Wassup girl. Are you asian? Cuz im china get into japanties ;)
Explorer: *takes off clothes*

Carl Emil 

Carl Emil is a name which consists of 2 names "Carl" and "Emil" these names are commonly used in the northern countries (Scandinavia), usually in Denmark.

Carl Emil also means a person who has a small penis in most scandinavian countries.
Use of name: "Hey what's up Carl Emil, how are you?"

Use of meaning: "Look at this guys Carl Emil, it's so small."
Carl Emil by EverydayIsYesterday November 22, 2016

Carl Emil 

the definition of a Carl Emil is to get really drunk and run around naked while talking Arabic.
Oh look, he is doing a Carl Emil
Carl Emil by Flamingo pat September 25, 2017

Carl Gustaf Emil Mannerheim 

Baron Carl Gustaf Emil Mannerheim (June 4, 1867 – January 28, 1951) was the Commander-in-Chief of Finland's Defence Forces, Marshal of Finland, an astute politician and a successful military commander. He was the sixth President of Finland (1944–1946). Mannerheim was born in the Grand Duchy of Finland to a notable Finnish noble family that had migrated during the 17th century to Sweden-Finland from The Netherlands. He started his military career in the Imperial Russian army, becoming the leader of Finnish government forces in the civil war of 1918 and during the Second World War.
"Did you see that white old man, Carl Gustaf Emil Mannerheim?"
"-Yes, nice moustaches'"
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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