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To shrug whilst raising both your arms and making a stupid look on your face
When asked how he is so stupid he Carkus.
carkus by מהההההה March 7, 2017
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Alex Caruso 

THE FUCKING GOAT!!!! NO ARGUMENT HE DUNKED ON A LITERAL SNAKE!!!! COULD'VE DUNKED ON MICHEAL JORDAN EASILY!!!
I would take Alex Caruso over Magic and Kobe as best Laker any day.
Alex Caruso by Shaquoomp August 26, 2019
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cock carousel 

An idea perpetuated on manosphere blogs that women casually sleep around in their 20's with hot, non-commital player types.

Then, supposedly, when they hit their 30's and lose their looks, they realize they wasted their prime man-snagging years and become desperate to settle down, often with a boring, dependable flavor of guy they previously had no interest in.
Karen spent her late-twenties riding the cock carousel with a bunch of guys in bands that just wanted sex. Now she's 33, past her prime, and dating an accountant who's she's pressuring to have kids with.
cock carousel by CommanderFerret October 26, 2013
(noun) used to describe a person who plays lacrosse but is a HUGE tool. Carusbros (plural version) often date skanky girls who are at least 4 years younger than himself. The usual attire for a Carusbro is a pinny 7 sizes too small, to show off his muscles, a bright orange hunting hat, and kanye glasses to make sure everyone knows he's a douche. Basically it is the biggest insult for a lacrosse player, just like calling a mexican a "spick".
Josh: Yo dude I'm wearing my pinny tonight; oh and my 8th grade girlfriend is coming too.

Bart: Dude you're being a Carusbro, I might have to block you on facebook......
carusbro by countfunkyou November 2, 2011

Cock Carousel 

A promiscuous female that is 18-30yrs old having sex with alpha males. When they reach their 30s they are ready to settle down with a beta male.

Example, get on the Carousel and jump on one cock, then get off onto another cock. Then another cock, and another, and another cock etc. COCK CAROUSEL!!!!
Elizabeth has been riding the cock carousel well into her early 30s.

Cock Carousel 

A metaphorical place that (unfortunately) women will go to in their 20's. They will essentially give out free fucks to all the Chads, and will then act as if they are entitled, justified and free to now settle down with any beta male for the purpose of having a family.

It is a sad reflection upon our society that feminism has gone from being a civil rights movement to empowering women to be shameless sluts.
Nigel: "Man, I am so lucky to have my loving wife. She'll always stick by me."
Chad: "Dude, you got played hard. She had a long ride on the Cock Carousel in her 20's, she's a slut!"
Cock Carousel by That_One_Dodgy_boi September 30, 2017

Cock Carousel Widow

A post wall woman who's whorish lifestyle has died and left her, leaving her as an old, ugly, and bitter woman who will live the rest of her life alone and unmarried with her dildo and cats. They are often delusional about themselves and reality and complain about where all the good men have gone.
This girl I knew in high school was a bit of a slut and banged a different dude every week. But now she's old, ugly, and alone so now everyone calls her the "cock carousel widow".
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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